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I want Spider Jerusalem sunglasses

 
 
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17:15 / 26.08.03
This will make me sound like a geek, but does anyone know if there ever was an actual pair of glasses like the ones Spider Jerusalem wears made? I'd love to get hooked up with one of those, even though I'm not bald.
 
 
Math is for suckers!
17:27 / 26.08.03
There were indeed. Search for Transmetropolitan on eBay. There should be some there.
 
 
EvskiG
17:27 / 26.08.03
Here's one source.
 
 
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02:37 / 27.08.03
$124 fucking dollars?!?! If Spider was a real life person he'd shoot the person who priced that with a bowel disrupter.
 
 
bio k9
02:45 / 27.08.03
Then he'd shoot Warren Ellis.
 
 
PatrickMM
03:41 / 27.08.03
Anyone else notice how much Ellis resembles The Simpsons' Comic Book Guy in that picture?


And I like how the glasses are only 124.99.
 
 
Krug
07:44 / 27.08.03
Well said Bio.
 
 
Sax
07:58 / 27.08.03
On no account do this. You'll look like a highly-suspect children's entertainer, and will probably have bricks thrown through your window by News of the World readers.
 
 
bencher
14:13 / 27.08.03

Nice one

http://www.worldwide-web.com/JeffreyBabad/Simpsons/ComicBookGuy/cbg.gif
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
22:48 / 28.08.03
Remember, kids, when American comic book writers were reading comics in their garage, Warren and friends were picking up the best-looking girls at the disco.

No, really.

Honest.

It was the glasses.
 
 
CameronStewart
23:01 / 28.08.03
I'm mystified why anyone would *want* to wear a pair of those ridiculous glasses anywhere in public, except possibly at a 3-D movie. They won't make you look cool, they'll make you look like an idiot.

Fact.
 
 
rakehell
02:11 / 29.08.03
But the girls weren't really all that hot because the truly best-looking ones were all over at your place, eh Haus? Eh?
 
 
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02:32 / 29.08.03
I'm used to looking like an idiot in public (during my goth phase I would usually wear about 500 hundred skull necklaces, spiked bracelets, spider/bat rings on each finger, etc. I was literally a gothic pimp). And I'm the only pretentious fucker I know on campus who wears a William S. Burroughs RE/Search t-shirt.
 
 
sleazenation
06:10 / 29.08.03
no, no, you go for it, maybe you could accessorise with a Green Lantern power ring...
 
 
H3ct0r L1m4
21:57 / 29.08.03
funny how Ellis' work has attracted an apparently strong goth fanbase. but more cyber-goth, unlike Gaiman's fantasy-goth army.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
18:06 / 31.08.03
But the girls weren't really all that hot because the truly best-looking ones were all over at your place, eh Haus? Eh?

What on Earth would I have wanted with girls, hot or otherwise? Given that the "young guns" being described in the interview whence this unwise claim was taken are pushing forty these days, were the cream of the girlcrop of the time to have turned up at my door rather than spending an evening dancing with the British invasion of DC in...ooooh...1986 or thereabouts, the shrift offered to them would have been short indeed unless they brought with them Transformers.

Still, I'm sure in some cultures that was a terribly good putdown, and Warren, upon reading it, will call you up and invite you to hang out at his place and be his friend. Well done.

There is a question here about the function of the "collectable" - something like the Transmetropolitan glasses, which could be synthesized well enough with two pairs of cheapos glasses from Camden market, a pair of wire cutters and a soldering iron (total price about £30), but are selling for $124. Of course, this may be inflated from their original valuation - inspired by this thread, I did a quick eBay search and found that an inserted postcard pushing Transmet was being auctioned off for actual cash money so a market appears to exist willing to pay for this stuff.

However, the relationship of such things - these glasses, the Justice League statue series, plushie Deaths and Dreams, replica Green Lantern power rings and otherwise - to the experience of reading comics is an interesting one. I suspect to an extent we're looking at a convention-going culture, which has its own subtle gradations of status entirely beyond me, but perhaps it's also a question of personal aesthetics and interior decoration.
 
 
A
00:34 / 01.09.03
I'll tell you what. You get all the Spider Jerusalem tattoos, and then we'll all chip in and buy you those glasses.
 
 
Pirate Ven Will Teach You To Lambada (The Forbidden Dance)
01:06 / 01.09.03
Don't forget to shave your head. Wouldn't look right, otherwise.

Although, on a more serious note, I do remember chasing after those puppies, myself. But then I realized, Hey. I'd look like an idiot.. A moment's thought later, I realized, Hey. Frankly, I don't care.. Finally, though, I realized, Hey. These bastards are just bloody expensive 3-D glasses.

And that is why I tape the film from cheap 3-D glasses to my own glasses, these days.
 
 
rakehell
05:23 / 01.09.03
Just came back from Warren's house. Wall-to-wall hot girls. All of them wearing Spider glasses. Totally awesome.
 
 
Sax
06:51 / 01.09.03
Power Ring
 
  
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