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Town bans Satan; ACLU Leaps to Dark Lord's Defense

 
 
grant
17:18 / 29.01.02
St. Petersburg Times:

quote:This story began, appropriately, on Halloween. The mayor attended a cookout at Yankeetown Church of God and was inspired by Pastor Richard Moore, who called for a 40-day fast in the name of Jesus. When she returned home that night she felt a bolt of inspiration and, sitting at the kitchen table, began to write furiously.

"Be it known from this day forward that Satan, ruler of darkness, giver of evil, destroyer of what is good and just, is not now, nor ever again will be, a part of this town of Inglis. Satan is hereby declared powerless, no longer ruling over, nor influencing, our citizens."

She made five copies. One was placed on her office wall, near a painting of the Last Supper and heart-shaped pictures of Elvis, who filmed Follow That Dream here in early 1960s.

The remaining scrolls were stuffed into hollowed-out posts placed at the four entrances to the town. The posts, painted with the words "Repent," "Request" and "Resist," were sealed and capped.
 
 
Not Here Still
17:27 / 29.01.02
I'll see your Satan and raise you a Jesus. And I don't work for a tabloid, neither...
 
 
Eloi Tsabaoth
17:35 / 29.01.02
Thanks for posting this, Grant, but that article was a little thin on details about what exactly this ban entailed. Did it mean that certain behaviour was prohibited, was it a cultural thing ('satanic' books clothes and music banned, f'rinstance), or was it just a symbolic thing?
 
 
Not Here Still
17:39 / 29.01.02
From my reading, it looks like it is a symbolic thing - but of course, it's not symbolic to people who actually *believe* in Satan.

Just unlikely, really.
 
 
grant
18:43 / 29.01.02
Yeah, apparently the ban was specific to Satan himself. And the ACLU, well, got involved. Separation of church & state and all that.
 
 
Captain Zoom
18:50 / 29.01.02
Actually, Satan was really put out by this. He's crashing on my couch for a few days, but I wondered if anyone else could put him up. The couch is new and the scorch marks are unbearable.

Zoom.
 
 
The Damned Yankee
23:04 / 29.01.02
Captain, I'm not taking him back until he pays for the damage his imps did when they threw a kegger while I was at work.
 
 
The Damned Yankee
23:10 / 29.01.02
"Then you've got some people: They're not stupid, they're not full of shit, they're FUCKING NUTS!" - George Carlin

America: Land of the Free, Home of the Fucking Nuts
 
 
The Monkey
23:45 / 29.01.02
Here in the Outer Church we have room for all kinds, and plenty of space, as long as you don't mind the decor...

Panelling. Ugh!
Anyway, the Archons haven't seen Satan since his bar mitzvah, and send their best.
 
 
grant
12:06 / 31.01.02
Today's inbox informs me that the denizens of the town featured here on CNN and above in this thread need not fear intrusions by Satan, for the streets are patrolled by none other than the father of sometime-Barbelith-poster Kali.

Kali's Father vs. Satan.

I like that.
 
  
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