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Selling your soul, Crispy or Orginal Recipe?

Rev. Jesse

02:25 / 14.08.03

Last night, I had a really weird dream. I dreamt I walked into the office of Satan, who wanted me to sell my soul, for comic books. Satan looked like Col. Sanders in a cream suit, relaxing in a leather easy chair, sipping some bourbon. Satan scared me shitless.

I decided not to sell my soul and instead I ran out, screaming into my car.

So, has anyone else had the opportunity to sell your soul? What was the offer? What would you sell your soul for?

And why the fuck does Satan look like Sanders?

—| x |—

05:09 / 14.08.03

Hey Rev.--what's the Word?!

Hmm, nope, never had the chance to sell my soul--and I wouldn't for that matter. But a little secret is that the soul of Satan is in my glovebox. He lost it to me after we had shook on a bet over a topless mud wrestling match: he bet on the blonde and I bet on the red head. I think he put too much stock in the large breasts of the blonde, whereas I knew the redhead would be a more firey opponent!

illmatic

06:28 / 14.08.03

And why the fuck does Satan look like Sanders?

Well, do you know what the fuck goes into those meals? Perhaps God is an enormous chicken.

Never had an offer to sell my soul - in fact, I'm not sure if I believe I have one, If I did have I'm not sure it would be up for sale. But then again, when I was 14 I would have defintely sold it for a quick romp with one of the women from Razzle or Club International, so who knows? Perhaps with the right offer....

rizla mission

08:26 / 14.08.03

I've already sold my soul to Rock n' Roll.

But I've still got an aura and a conscience to get rid of if Satan's got any 'Shade: The Changing Man' back issues going spare..

mixmage

22:33 / 14.08.03

... not sold, really. More like in safe keeping.

Strange Machine Vs The Virus with Shoes

22:44 / 14.08.03

I signed a life insurance policy on: 06/06/96.

Potguns

12:24 / 15.08.03

One of my friends owes me his first born when it comes along. He traded for a Ginsters Pasty whilst stoned.

that

12:31 / 15.08.03

I'd never sell my soul - The Simpsons has taught me that much.

Morlock - groupie for hire

16:15 / 15.08.03

I invested my soul in timeshare appartments. No really, it's a good idea!

Spyder Todd 2008

22:31 / 15.08.03

Dude, Lucifer is a close personal friend of mine. I'm not sure how she'd like you saying she looks like Col. Sanders.
Would I sell my soul for comic books? Probably...

Mazarine

22:54 / 15.08.03

I usually do all my spiritual dealing in poker games. I have owned, and generally sold off, the souls of those who did not know when to hold 'em, fold 'em, walk away, or run. And bless the game.

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