Can't this thread be about confusing words instead? Like enervated? And pulchritudinous? (Doesn't anyone else think that pulchritude sounds like it should mean something horrible?)
I bought an orange ringer T from Old Navy (for $1.99) and put that pic of Laser-eye Jesus on it before I went out last night. I've never had so many girls want to chat me up over a shirt before. Seriously.