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Okay, as I remember, it's probably about 15-18 months since this whole place nearly went down the pan (for reasons we don't really wanna go into).
What if it had? I'm figuring about now would have been the time the inevitable low-quality cash-in sequel would have turned up. Which old characters would have been signed up for it? And how would they have changed in the intermediate back-story?
Run VT, Errol!!!
Fucking around online, eking out a miserable post-apocalyptic virtual existence looking for funny stuff about midgets and badgers, Stoatie stumbles across a bizarre new search engine, entirely, as it seems, devoted to that rare breed of duck, the smew. Idly tapping random words into "Smewgle", he is suddenly struck by a crazy thought...
what if , he thinks, taking another swig of cheap beer , what if the ducks had ever happened upon Barbelith?
(cue flashback sequence. Kind of like opening sequence, but with a 2002 soundtrack.)
On a whim, he taps in the fateful name. And lo and behold... |
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