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Fan Myths

 
 
Quantum
11:14 / 11.08.03
It's hot, so everyone has fans around, I went into the newsagents and he had a fan pointing at the chocolate. Stupid man, I thought, that won't cool the chocolate down.

Mentioning this at work, it started an argument about whether or not fans cool things down, so I thought I'd bring the debate to Barbelith.

A fan will cool you down because you sweat, and it helps the sweat evaporate faster, cooling you down. If you point it at your computer it will cool it down because your computer creates heat, and the fan will blow the hot air away allowing cooler air to replace it. It won't cool chocolate down because chocolate doesn't sweat or produce heat.

My workmates didn't believe me, "Fans cool things down" they said, do you?
 
 
We're The Great Old Ones Now
11:25 / 11.08.03
Chocolate does sweat.
 
 
Quantum
11:32 / 11.08.03
What, through the wrapper? Unlikely methinks.
 
 
Bill Posters
11:49 / 11.08.03
Grant Morrison's not bald. Really. He has a neat short back and sides.
 
 
Ganesh
11:59 / 11.08.03
Not everyone on the Warren Ellis Forum has named their children 'Warren' or 'Ellis'. Or, indeed, 'Forum'.
 
 
Fist Fun
12:06 / 11.08.03
Well I have a fan in frotn of me right now and the air coming from it is cool. I assume if I pointed it at some chocolate then the air around the snack would be at a lower temperature than elsewhere.

Anyway even if it doesn't work this shopkeeper should applauded. There is nothing worse than buying gooey, melted chocolate.
 
 
spidermonkey
12:16 / 11.08.03
How do fans make you feel cooler?


Hope that clears it up.
 
 
Linus Dunce
12:17 / 11.08.03
Fans can stop chocolate melting, or certainly cool it below ambient temperature. It's a little more complicated, or simpler, depending on your point of view, than "blowing away the hot air," and the source of the heat is pretty immaterial.
 
 
Linus Dunce
12:34 / 11.08.03
Ignore my last post please. I reckon you'd get a slight cooling effect during daylight, because the air would have absorbed less heat than the chocolate. But that's about it. It might be enough to help though.

It's too hot.
 
 
A
12:57 / 11.08.03
Fans make people cooler. Cooler people are likely to wear less clothing than warmer people. People wearing less clothing may lead to impure thoughts. Impure thoughts may lead to sodomy. Sodomy may lead to dancing.

This is why fans are forbidden by God.
 
 
Quantum
13:12 / 11.08.03
..dancing will make people hot, and they will resort to fans, and thus the cycle of evil continues...
 
  
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