I could resist no longer- I am Red Anne Kidd.

Passion is a big part of your life, which makes sense for a pirate. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!

that

11:16 / 08.08.03

This *is* the third time round. Worse, this is the third time I've taken the test. Why? I'm not even a shagging pirate.

I am Black Charity Kidd

"Like anyone confronted with the harshness of robbery on the high seas, you can be pessimistic at times. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!"

Quantum

11:20 / 08.08.03

Never mind the Captain Roger Kidd it gave me, I'm TAKING the name Long Ben Silver, and all you scurvy dogs be damned!

little did the pirates know a stealthy ninja was in their midst...

afwotam

11:23 / 08.08.03

Ahar Me hearties, shiver me old timbers, yo ho ho.

Mad Morty Rackham 'tis my god given pirate name, to be sure.

Mourne Kransky

11:48 / 08.08.03

Mad Prudentilla Flint

hehehe. I like! Arrrrrrh.

Whisky Priestess

12:30 / 08.08.03

That's Captain Prudentilla Bonney to you ...

Even though there's no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you're the one in charge. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate's life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!

Damn straight. I'd rather be called Sybil though. In any case it's a lot better than my Ninja Burger name: Shichiroji Toyama-san. That's just silly.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

12:50 / 08.08.03

Weird... last time round I was Black John Bonney...

but since then, a couple of years' seafaring has weathered me into:

IRON JOHN FLINT

Hmm, like it.

Linus Dunce

12:57 / 08.08.03

little did the pirates know a stealthy ninja was in their midst...

Ahaar! Carry on stealthin', or whatever it is you're doin', and there'll be no trouble, my lad. Mind yourself though, there's a vacancy for cabin boy we're lookin' to fill ... or, if that don't suit the cut of your jib, we could just board the ninja name thread en masse ...

Regrettable Juvenilia

13:44 / 08.08.03

Red Tom Flint

Passion is a big part of your life, which makes sense for a pirate. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr!

Surprisingly accurate.

pomegranate

14:16 / 08.08.03

Black Morgan Rackham
Like anyone confronted with the harshness of robbery on the high seas, you can be pessimistic at times. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!

now i will take the ninja test, and if i like that name better, maybe i'll say i'm a ninja, as i've quite been on the fence about this whole issue.

rizla mission

14:19 / 08.08.03

I be;

BLOODY BEN CASH!

Every pirate lives for something different. For some, it's the open sea. For others (the masochists), it's the food. For you, it's definitely the fighting. You're musical, and you've got a certain style if not flair. You'll do just fine. Arr!

AR-HAR-Ha-HARR! Eat my wake, ye bible-kissin' lubbers!

(I wonder if I'm any relation to Johnny, what with the music and the fightin' and the stylin'..)

Tezcatlipoca

15:29 / 08.08.03

Once again, I am:

Mad Harry Read

Every pirate is a little bit crazy. You, though, are more than just a little bit. Even through many pirates have a reputation for not being the brightest souls on earth, you defy the sterotypes. You've got taste and education. Arr!

unheimlich manoeuvre

16:36 / 08.08.03

Iron Will Flint

A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you are that person. Like the rock flint, you're hard and sharp. But, also like flint, you're easily chipped, and sparky. Arr! Fucking Arr!

pachinko droog

17:36 / 08.08.03

Bloody Davy Vane

Fear me. Please.

pomegranate

19:02 / 08.08.03

the question on everyone's mind, i know: am i piratecore?

Hieronymus

19:57 / 08.08.03

Damn ock. Seems we're related.

I'm Dirty John Vane.

06:26 / 09.08.03

I am a Viking, but if ever did sink so low as to become a pirate, then i would be Dirty Sam Flint, or so it would seem.

pointless and uncalled for

08:49 / 09.08.03

Black Roger Rackham.

Which still fails to answer the question:

But why the rum?

christielee

09:18 / 09.08.03

Your pirate name is:

Captain Charity Kidd

Even though there's no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you're the one in charge. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!

Forced into this conversation

13:41 / 09.08.03

"Calico John Roberts

Often indecisive, you can't even choose a favorite color. You're apt to follow wherever the wind blows you, just like Calico Jack Rackham, your namesake. Two things complete your pirate persona: style and swagger. Maybe a little too much swagger sometimes -- but who really cares? Arr!"

well, better than eric roberts, i guess.

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