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			So after seeing the trailer for Pirates of the Caribbean, I am dying to see it, and I am dying to see it with YOU, London people. Particularly if you ARRR! pirates by birth and ARRR! willing to come to a cinema in Central London or thereabouts wearing an eyepatch or a headscarf or even, sweet God be praised, a plastic parrot. Stoatie, mono, I'm looking at you. You scurvy dogs. 
 
I suggest Friday, the 8th August, which is the day it comes out. Why wait? 
 
Moonlight reveals our true nature. Arrr.			 |   
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