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A turtle too far.

Less searchable M0rd4nt

20:49 / 01.08.03

Check out this dude's muffler. (Work warning, unless work likes pants.)

w1rebaby

20:58 / 01.08.03

Is that a tortoise tattoo on his thigh?

What would inspire that?

that

21:00 / 01.08.03

Has he like shaved his chest hair into interesting shapes? Or is he bringing a whole new meaning to the term male pattern baldness?

Less searchable M0rd4nt

21:20 / 01.08.03

Not only a turtle, I feel, but a direct descendant of this turtle.

(Do you know how hard I fought not to post that pic here in the magick, thus greviously rotting the thread? Do you? No, of course not. I wrestle daily to keep my evil thread-rotting compulsions under control, and what is my reward? To be tempted endlessly! Tempted beyond all endurance by the demons of threadrot!)

Chol: I don't even know where to start with the chest hair. It looks like he went to sleep and some prankster went for him with Fuzzy Felt and a Pritt-Stick.

We're The Great Old Ones Now

21:29 / 01.08.03

God, don't. A friend of mine with a particularly hairy chest recently went for an upmarket medical, and they shaved his mighty torso in several places to make contact areas for the biosensors.

He looked like a crop circle, and I wasn't allowed to laugh or tell anyone.

Two for two...

04:10 / 03.08.03

"Do you come with the muffler?"

(giggle)"Oh you!"

spidermonkey

14:06 / 03.08.03

Yay!

afwotam

00:24 / 11.11.03

I have to see this pic, unfortunately eBay has removed the famous "Hairy Guy In Pants Helping To Sell A Mates Muffler" pic.

Can anyone oblige? Do you have it as your desktop? Maybe on your mobile?

I NEED to see this (don't ask)

Thanks

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

00:34 / 11.11.03

I read a thing in the paper a while back about how it's the "latest thang" to sell shiny objects on eBay with yourself reflected sans clothes in them.

afwotam

00:39 / 11.11.03

I know all about reflectoporn, but need to see hairy guy in pants in full view not his mirror image, confuses me, does he dress to the left or the right, but it's backwards... So that Means... It's right.... Left... Just show me the damn pic!!!

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

00:44 / 11.11.03

Thassit!!! "REFLECTOPORN"! Knew there was a word for it.

I don't have the pic, (un)fortunately. But if anyone DOES actually have it as a mobile screensaver, please let us know who they are.

bitchiekittie

00:45 / 11.11.03

I remember how that teapot (or whatever kitchen-y thing it was) had a nekky guy reflected in it. maybe we should start a spot-the-perve photo thread, and have barbelith perve scouting expeditions. we might even do a found-perve swap, and find luuurve.

bitchiekittie

00:47 / 11.11.03

and, naturally, I had to google for "reflectoporn". tada!

http://www.reflectoporn.com/

hey, look, its a DIFFERENT tea kettle!

afwotam

00:54 / 11.11.03

NOW THEN LOOK. THIS IS NOT repeat NOT NOT NOT, underline in red, flashing neon, a thread in any way shape or form dedicated or otherwise connected to R-P. It's not the same as a hairy guy in his pants helping to sell his mate's muffler. CAN'T YOU SEE THAT!!! (see my need is great, help me please, someone for gods sake HELP!)

OH dear god, the humanity, the humanity...

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

00:59 / 11.11.03

Sorry, afwotam, but... whoah, kittie, I SO shouldn't have checked out that url. Man, that shit is FUCKED!

Anyway, back to the point in question, is there no way you can track who was selling what when, and get to the pic that way? (Sorry, I am Catweazle when it comes to technology, so that may be less than useless.)

afwotam

01:07 / 11.11.03

Must see, must see, have to see, going to bed and going to dream of not seeing it so it will be worse than actually seeing it, got to see it

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