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Quick & easy recipes

 
 
bitchiekittie
15:48 / 01.08.03
when times get stressful, I normally turn to sweets. I have a few recipes that I don't need to turn to for my comfort foods. I'm going to share mine in the hope that a couple of you will actually be interested, and maybe share some of yours, too

irish sweet potatoes

1 1lb box of powdered sugar
1/2 lb (1 stick) butter, softened
1 tsp milk
1 tsp vanilla
approximately 1 c shredded coconut
lots of cinnamon

put sugar butter milk and vanilla in a bowl (butter should be softened, but still firm). moosh together until it's not powder anymore.

stir in coconut. make little oblong balls of goop and roll in cinnamon (harder and more fun than it sounds) to look like potatoes. refrigerate. lick your fingers madly.

grandma's delicious quickies
(I didn't name it, you jerk)

2 c sugar
1/2 c butter
1/2 c milk
1/2 c cocoa
big old thing of uncooked oatmeal (not the quick stuff!)
dash of vanilla

cook sugar butter milk and cocoa in a pan over low-medium heat, stirring constantly. I let it boil for a minute, still stirring. remove from heat, dash in some vanilla and then the oats (I just put them in until it's thickened, but too much will soak up the chocolate!). drop onto wax paper and cool. if, when you drop a blob, the chocolate sort of puddles away from the oats, then it needs some more. try again!

those butterscotch things

1 bag of butterscotch chips (can't tell you the size, cause I don't know. normal size)
1 can of those crunchy stick things they sell with the "chinese" food in the grocery store (trust me, man)
peanuts, shelled and halved

melt chips, stir in stick things and peanuts. viola!


none of these take even 10 minutes of work, and you don't even have to refrigerate them if you don't want. most of the pleasure, for me, is in the making. the sweet ends are just a bonus
 
 
pomegranate
18:29 / 01.08.03
yooo google "puppy chow" if you want to get a recipe for something truly amazing. it's like crack. it's so freakin' good. it involves chocolate, peanut butter, and powdered sugar.
just don't sub bran chex for the other kind; it still tastes ok, but not as good. there's more fiber though.
 
 
Mazarine
20:16 / 01.08.03
Potato and leek soup. Two or three medium or large leeks, the white part and part of the pale green, and as many potatoes as you see fit, brought to a boil in chicken broth, then simmered for about fifteen or twenty minutes (taters should be soft). The way I make it is with just enough broth to cover the vegetables, so that when you blend it all up, it has the consistency of runny mashed potatoes. Then I throw in pint of half and half, salt and coarse ground pepper.

It is a delicious thing, especially with some tasty bread. Not for anyone whose cut carbs out of their life, of course.
 
 
The Strobe
21:55 / 01.08.03
Mazarine: yesyesyes. I was looking for a decent leek and potato soup recipe, and now I have one. It is like nectar when it's good. Thank you.

It's also like nectar when it's been a cold day.
 
 
Linus Dunce
22:04 / 01.08.03
Leek & potato -- oh yes -- the most palatable of soups. It is Yin and Yang. It is Curly and Straight. It is Morecambe and Wise.
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
17:48 / 02.08.03
Okay, this is marginal because it's not food, but it's comforting.

3/4 cup strong hot coffee
1/8 cup milk
splish of honey
blip of cinnamon
scad of freshly ground black pepper
(These cup measurements, by the way, refer to your coffee cup, not an actual, like, measuring cup.)

Stir like hell to get the honey, cinnamon and pepper well-distributed.

It sounds gross, but just try it. I invented it because I was out of sugar back in '73 and have made it that way ever since. In fact, I am drinking it RIGHT NOW!
 
 
spidermonkey
14:23 / 03.08.03
Ingrediants:
Garlic
Finely chopped Chicken
Crushed chillis
Brown sugar

Fry up the garlic, add the chicken. Once chicken is cooked add as much chillis and brown sugar as you like.

Addictive.
 
 
bitchiekittie
13:04 / 13.10.03
for those of you wondering about my "chocolate soup" recipe, I'm very sorry to have to disappoint you. but it's not soup at all, just the above recipe for "quickies", without the oatmeal. sometimes when I desperately need a chocolate fix and hershey's just won't do, I whip a really tiny batch of that up and eat it, all hot and soupy.

gross, but true.
 
 
Spaniel
09:29 / 14.10.03
Jamie Oliver's Lemon Curdy Pud. Bloody easy, bloody nice and uses very few ingredients. Pukkah!

Haven't got the recipe to hand at the mo, but will post it later.
 
 
William Sack
09:37 / 14.10.03
2 tips if you go for the Jamie Oliver lemon curdy pud. Do not substitute skimmed milk for full fat, and when it says "grate lemon zest" do grate it rather than cut chunks of peel. Mrs. Jackson is famously atrocious in the kitchen and she made a lemon curdy pud that ended up a slurry with off-putting finger nail-like chunks of peel in it. Not so pukkah.
 
 
Spaniel
11:05 / 14.10.03
I don't want to slate the wife, but she sounds like an awful cook.
 
 
William Sack
11:19 / 14.10.03
Slate away with my blessing Bobossboy; she'd be the first to admit that she is no St. Delia. When we first started going out years ago she cooked me a "seduction meal" of spaghetti bolognese. Remembering that I had said that I wasn't keen on mushrooms she decided to substitute them with broccoli, and after an hour or so's fierce cooking served up this dish marbled with a weird green sludge.

That lemon curdy pud actually has a wonderful taste; it's just the texture that my wife got wrong.
 
 
Goodness Gracious Meme
15:34 / 14.10.03
mmm. am skint and lazy so am trying out that leek/potato tonight. being me,(not using chicken broth) i may have to ponce it up with stilton.

*smacks lips*
 
  
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