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The Knights Templar Boogie Machine

17:19 / 29.07.03

the wiring from the set connected into his groin stirred in him a feeling akin to being devoured by porcupines and having eaten too many packets of crisps, this intense erotic crucifixion between the two extremes coupled with the intuition of imminent extermination by the cylobtopus brought out his manly qualities and he whispered in his own ear 'you can do it Harry'...

000

18:11 / 29.07.03

...but only if Mister Smarm writes at least 100 words on why he wants the albums Paul Simon In Concert LIVE RHYMIN', Stereophonics, Tracy Chapman NEW BEGINNING, David Gray THE EP'S 92-94, Ben Harper WILL TO LIVE, Ben Harper WELCOME TO THE CRUEL WORLD, Sheryl Crow THE GLOBE SESSIONS and why he likes or thinks he will like the artists, etc, which must end with the declaration and I'll have a brutal dust-up with anyone who says otherwise, Harry mumbled in what resembled a drunken stupor.

autran

20:27 / 29.07.03

"Ignore him -" on the small TV screen the mouth of Angelina Jolie stopped talking to retch up a pineapple leaf which hung in her cleavage suspended from her tonsils by a strand of hessian "- he's drunk," she finished as Smarm inwardly cursed the tiny display showing as it did only her lips, chin, neck and cleavage, but no nipple or even areola.

The Knights Templar Boogie Machine

01:44 / 03.08.03

hey,i was enjoying this thread, whats going on?

6opow

10:45 / 03.08.03

Mr. Smarm looks at you and says, “What the fuck’s your problem—can’t you read?”

autran

12:37 / 05.08.03

"I can read fine Smarmy pants," Harry replied "I just can't write a sentence and continue this thread."

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