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The picture ain't new, and nor is anything on Grant's site.
Either of them.
Y'know what? Grant shouldn't have a site. The only people who visit it are Grant-obsessives like us, and it's too work-intensive for Grant to update regularly. But how to satisfy those of us who need our fix of Grant more often than once a month?
Once again, I have the solution: The Morrisons! Yes indeed - a weekly reality TV spectacle featuring the chociest footage from Grant and Kristan's adventures each week! (Or even the choicest footage - if Grant doesn't want to show us his weird confectionerysex fetish, it's his lookout). Thrill to the exploits of Our Anarcho-pop Hero, as he visits comic conventions, talks nonsense, and gets told off by Joe Quesada like a worker in one of those god-awful Orange ads with that fucking kid (you know the one I mean, he's patently meant to be a knowing little Age of Horus reference on the part of some ad-exec who thinks he's on some kind of coolmagegroove but goddam, he just looks like someone whose middle name's spelled see-you-enn-tee to me)! Gasp in wonderment as he gives another interview to newsarama! BE ENTHRALLED AS HE READS SOME LETTERS! Yes, leap with joy, be blithe and gay, then weep, my friends, with sorrow - for when Grantidee's on Sky today, Ellis will be tomorrow...'
(Channel 4 would like to apologise to viewers unable to catch tonight's episode of the only terrestrial showing of the Morrisons due to Imaginaut's between-program links overrunning again...) |
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