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Demand your celebrity

 
 
Strange Machine Vs The Virus with Shoes
00:04 / 27.07.03
I am proposing to start a “Demand your celebrity” group.. I don’t know how this can be achieved or implemented, but I do know that celebrity status is the pinnacle of many peoples dreams. In whatever form, celebrity has become the highest accolade in life. We all know that gaining celebrity status means nothing other than good connections, single-minded ambition or luck.

Bullshit to it all, we are all stars, to promote the fact that we can all be celebrities, will detract from the mainstream workforce. Go figure.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
00:08 / 27.07.03
I'd like Bob Holness, please.
 
 
Strange Machine Vs The Virus with Shoes
00:13 / 27.07.03
Give me an E please Bob.
 
 
Ganesh
00:18 / 27.07.03
Touch my bum.
 
 
Cloned Christ on a HoverDonkey
00:34 / 27.07.03
I demand my celebrity :

* I used to live with a student who left his university course coz he had 'studio time' - he's now an integral part of Jamiroquai, and a multi-millionaire to boot.

* Michael Caine's daughter, Nat, was a passing acquaintance of mine - she was there at the Hacienda on my 21st.

* I used to promote a monthly club night in Manchester (at Home, then The Hacienda) and was once forced to share my cocaine with a certain ginger vocalist whose hair could only be described as Simply Red.

* I was once, whilst on E, introduced to the head honcho of the drugs squad, as a minor-major part of Lifeline's Safer Dancing Conference, which was nice.

I defy any of you to be more spuriously celebrity than that.
 
 
Strange Machine Vs The Virus with Shoes
00:39 / 27.07.03

Well Ive always been on the outer edges of celeb society. But the death threats remain.
 
 
w1rebaby
03:24 / 27.07.03
Are you touting for some sort of new talent show? You could get a fine boy band out of just the participants in this thread so far, I reckon.
 
 
gingerbop
00:58 / 28.07.03
I dont need to demand.

I was dancing in the woods with a friend last saturday (the shakalaka baby dance, to be precice) and we turned our heads to see hundreds of people watching. Yesterday, we were walking along a pavement, and someone wispered to a friend "they were the ones who were dancing!"

A photo of me was published in a brochure on Friday. And that brochure is now in 52 countries. How fucking famous am I?
 
 
gingerbop
01:00 / 28.07.03
But could we change it to "people-band" instead of "boyband" just incase im not famous enough yet, and need to join?
 
 
matsya
01:06 / 28.07.03
i'll have rhys ifans, please.

on toast.

yum.

m.
 
  
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