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| Pah, I'll just console myself with the thought that it might be good for my skin, kinda like Cleopatra and the asses' milk, only filthier. Maybe it'll protect me from melanoma? But anyway, we've decided that more splurts correlate with less cancer, and more STD's correlate with more cancer. Now all someone has to do is design a study which isolates all the possible confounding variables. By which I mean, poverty, poor nutrition, lack of STD-preventative measures etc are all mixed-up IRL, yet all ought jolly well to be somehow separated, just so we can be certain that boyz who can't afford rubbers and get the clap and then the Big C didn't in fact get their cancer of the prostate due to not eating enough salad and chainsmoking all their lives. Or, whatever. But I'll leave that to you, ahem, hard scientists. |
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