Heheheh. The suckers broke cover. Odd that they'd *all* be snipers, but maybe they were counting on the new guys to lose patience.
That said, I wouldn't want to get hit by a paintball naked. That'd sting something fierce.
I used to play wargames out in this 13 acre vacant lot near my parents' house. It had trees and thickets and sandhills and clearings... everything you'd want.
I can't help but think anyone who's into doing that with a naked woman -- not only unarmed, but unarmored -- probably feels a lot of anxiety about women in general and sexual expression, especially. On the other hand, that whole hunter/hunted thing... there's a definite thrill there. I've been the rabbit before in a kind of impromptu hunt along those lines, and I remember laughing like hell (but silently). It's a lot like playing tag.
Which, if you've ever had a dog, you'll recognize as a very primal game. (My theory: there are three games dogs play - tag, keep-away, and catch. Every human sport can be broken down into those elements.)
The road kill bit, though, is pretty inexcusable. |
