The UN votes; agrees to abolish war
According to a new international law signed by nearly all member states in the UN (excepting the US, of course; the cheek), no government may order its citizenry, whether members of the military or not, to go to war. Instead, the people of each nation will vote on a team of not less than five and no more than ten public figures. The teams so formed will be pitted against each other in an exciting death match! The losing team, if any survive, will be barred from public office forever. The winning team will be paraded home with honors, given a victory fete, and then publicly executed amid much accolades. The nation represented by the winning team will then be considered to have won the war, and can do whatever they like within the following limits: No killing any citizens of the losing nation, no confiscation of the land or belongings of private citizens, prisoners' rights must be respected under the geneva convention, etc.
Furthermore, the losers may demand a rematch at any time with a new team of public officials.
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That'll teach em. Buggers.
"Listen, supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical (electoral) ceremony." |