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To take a minute and give some props

Salamander

01:58 / 11.07.03

I just wanted to take a minute and give props to my number one Goddess, Eris, no wait, listen. I remember when I had just turned 17, I was directionless, clueless, had no idea how I had gotten where I was and no clue where I was going. Then a guy I had just met showed me the principia discordia, and it blew my mind away. It by far was the best thing anyone ever did for me thanx AB. Anyway, here I am, 24 directionless, clueless, I have no idea how I have gotten to where I am and no clue as to where I'm going, hail eris, no I said HAIL ERIS BITCH!

Who's your Tzaddi?

03:11 / 11.07.03

Sure. She taught me that lack of direction is a good thing, to pull a hissy fit when not invited to a really good party and to hold contempt for the Deities which failed to invite her -

- to the prettiest...

LVX23

17:08 / 11.07.03

On behalf of the Erisian Liberation Front I have been instructed to notify you that any further slanders against the Goddess will be met with legal action in accordance with writ 5Z2342-5 of the Fundaments of Discordian Bowelry, subsection Z-55/9 delineated as follows:

"All slanders against the named Goddess of Kallisti - Eris Esoteric - shall be prosecuted in accordance with the aforementioned Fundaments and shall heretofore be acknowledged as heresy and blasphemy of the highest order and, hence, as to subsection subsection 2-E5R7I-S, be dismissed from any further allegiance to said Fundaments, left to wander the wastelands blindly in search of hot dogs and wholly disenfranchised fronm the greater beaurocratic orders of the mystic void."

May weasels chew your arsehoels for eternity.

Spyder Todd 2008

19:03 / 11.07.03

*blink, blink*
So, here I am, at 17, and I have no idea who this goddess is. However, as I work with many deities, and I have a vague idea what my life shoukd be like, but I'm mostly clueless, could someone fill me in?

14:10 / 12.07.03

Go here. Choose one of these links at random. Read what is found therein. Then go ye forth and be ye changed, from the cabbage that you are to the bonobo monkey ye shall be.

Fnord.

Spyder Todd 2008

14:33 / 12.07.03

SO much knowlrdge... so enlightening... I must purchase this book immediently...

15:11 / 12.07.03

Better yet, print it out and distribute it like Precious Mao Buttons to all in the Region of Thud.

Warewullf

18:32 / 12.07.03

Y'know Eris is in that new Sinbad movie?

S'true.

Spyder Todd 2008

20:20 / 12.07.03

Oh.. duh... I clicked on something like the fifth link when the whole book is on the first...
Thanks, entitything, I think I shall.

03:21 / 13.07.03

You know, a friend/housemate of mine keeps seeing a beautiful woman named Eris at the library (where he works), and while I've tried to get him to invite her to our houseparties, she's never shown up. But we haven't gotten any golden apples either.

03:24 / 13.07.03

Wow, Ware, I thought you were kidding.

*shakes head in dumb amazement*

LVX23

16:44 / 13.07.03

Yes, entity, Sinbad's been turned into a Greek and Eris (played by Michelle Pfeiffer - meow!)is the main antagonistic diety thrashing him about the 7 Seas.

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