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Ananova
nzoom.com
So it turns out (and dearie, dearie me, Dr. Pettijohn) that "[i]n boom times men prefer pictures of petite girls, but when the economy goes bust, so does Playboy, with curvier, stronger looking women, according to psychologist Dr Terry Pettijohn from Pennsylvania's Mercyhurst College."
Does this mean that I can play the stockmarket on the basis of the bust measurements of the models in Playboy each month? And if so, does that mean that the pictorial editor of Playboy would suddenly become a powerful figure (arf) in the international economy? Will this revelation result in conscious bust-size selection by Playboy? Or will the realisation that this is a barometer immediately obviate its utility as the Playboy Bust Measurement joins the Mars Bar Index as a part of the acknowledged economic system?
Dearie dearie me. |
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