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Independence Day, the most American of American holidays. We take the whole day off, we drink, we cook outdoors, and we celebrate in the way most fitting to our sensibilites -- with big fucking explosions.
BOOM! KABLAM! FIREPOWER! IT'S TRADITION! HA HA HA HA!!
(wipes away tear) God bless America. I love it here. |
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