Stolen from another discussion board,
quote:I stole this from Frontpage mag's letter page. It is quite amusing!
1) Remember that all guns kill and we must ban all firearms. We must forget that no firearms were used in the 9-11 attacks. We must NOT allow Americans to protect themselves.
2) Remember that violence begets violence, unless of course you are protesting the WTO/IMF. In the cases of protest, remember that violence is OK as long as it is directed toward private property, Starbucks, McDonalds and the police.
3) Remember that Amerikkka is a racist nation, and though there have only been isolated incidents of racism toward Muslim Americans, all Americans are SECRETLY racists. Remember that even though rational people have not suggested putting Muslims in camps, we must harp on the fact the US did put Japanese in camps more than fifty years ago.
4) Remember that the US is an evil nation. As the US has killed innocents in the past, this justifies the attacks. In fact, we can pretend the attacks didn't even happen, as we have simply seen a debt paid in full!
5) Remember to pack your sweatshop-produced "Che" T-shirt, your made-in-China skateboarding sneakers, to buy "The Communist Manifesto" and the latest Rage Against the Machine CD on Amazon.com with Mom & Dads credit card and finally slap an "Earth First" on your parent's SUV before you borrow it to cruise down to the next protest.
6) Remember that since you are not studying or teaching anything useful such as engineering, business, education or science (since we are all social science majors and professors) and since we lack the social skills to join a club/fraternity/sorority/athletic team, we have PLENTY of useless time to spend protesting! Green-haired street artists need to do ~something~ with our free time.
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