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Which 'Kill Your Boyfriend' character are you?

 
  

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Nietzsch E. Coyote
18:32 / 04.07.03
kids on the bus.
 
 
Laughing
21:07 / 04.07.03
I'm also the Girl. All those guys in high school gym were right, apparently.
 
 
pointless and uncalled for
22:24 / 04.07.03
It turns out that I am the Boy, although this is without properly knowing the subject material.

I suspect that in reality, I am the bus, the whole bus and nothing but the bus.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
02:43 / 05.07.03
I'm the Boy, of course! (And I didn't cheat!)
 
 
penitentvandal
10:23 / 05.07.03
I got the boy without cheating as well.

I've just thought - since there are only about four boys on here, if one of us kills the other ones, then that person will be...the last boy on Earth!

Thus at last uniting the original concepts of Morrison and Kirby in one all-encompassing splurge of, er, something or other. But what do I know? I've never even read KYB. Ignore me.
 
 
■
23:54 / 05.07.03
No, badly designed.
I filled in every question honestly and expected to be named "original boyfriend". (I want to kill Heathcliff-wannabes on sight). I am NOT The Girl, although I would like to be drawn by Flip Bond.
 
 
Char Aina
00:45 / 06.07.03
[KRAK!]

shooting velvetvandal in the head, toksik turns to leave.

one down...
 
 
ephemerat
02:35 / 06.07.03
It appears that I'm 'The Kids on The Bus'. I feel vaguely appalled by this but have no idea why - I haven't read Kill Your Boyfriend since it came out (my copy was lost in an average ordinary possession-misplacement due to semi-traumatic break-up) and can't even remember them. Can someone please summarise these Kids for me?

Also (and perhaps more importantly): Flyboy, who are you?
 
 
lolita nation
04:10 / 06.07.03
I'm the Boy.

I don't plan on starting any long novels, so I guess I'm good. I liked this quiz, Flyboy. I liked that I could take it while drunk and without having any knowledge of the source material whatsoever. And I don't have a fucking underscore in my name, Todd, get it straight. Our quiz is never going to be finished anyway. This one's better!
 
 
The Falcon
16:00 / 06.07.03
Shit, I just bought Cryptonomicon.

*withers and dies*
 
 
D.H. Lawrence
19:10 / 06.07.03
My words will ring out in a voice of pure abstraction across a plane, a plane of existance where the only communication can be impulse, where there is no "you", no "me", but only a Final Me, and maybe a Final You, but that's not very important. Because there you will not need to speak to me, nor I to you, but I will anyway, in a voice of pure abstraction, because of your incomprehenisble state of oppostion, opposition to my impulse, an impulse responsible only to me, an impulse, straining against my flesh and credulity, to momentarily glorify your physical being by the joining of our two physical substances, that is, my claw on your tit, to show you the primal stuff of which you and I are made.

The Boyfriend. You're dead. Retailers of fantasynovels and bad porn are the only people who'llmiss you. Okay, maybe your mum too.
 
 
Saveloy
11:05 / 07.07.03
I had no trouble at all selecting appropriate answers and came out as The Old Git in the Tea Shop. Is that good, is it?
 
 
Matthew Fluxington
12:30 / 07.07.03
Flyboy is obviously the boy.

Not because of who he is, but who he wants to be.

We're all a bunch of people in the tea shop, face it.
 
  

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