My in-laws live in Farnborough, and I've had the pleasure of standing in their back garden while The Biggest Plane in the World flew overhead, practicing manouvres for the air show there. It was one of those Russian military transporters, which are made by and for giants - imagine a 25 storey block of flats flying along on its belly, with two slightly smaller blocks of flats for wings, passing over yer back garden at an altitude of 12 foot 6", at a speed of 0.001 mph. Fantastic stuff, but bloody dangerous for the people that live there, I reckon if a loose bolt fell off that thing it would knock out a bungalow. Bloody noisy, too, I saw cats and dogs flattened by the volume. |