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Strom Thurmond dead at 100

 
 
Hieronymus
02:07 / 27.06.03
The colorful and sometimes controversial lawmaker, who held his first public office in the late 1920s died at 9:45 p.m at a hospital in his hometown of Edgefield, South Carolina, where he had been living since retiring earlier this year, family members said in a statement released to local media.
 
 
Cherry Bomb
08:02 / 27.06.03
I can't believe it. I thought he'd never die.

Such a loveable old bigot. Tried to get elected on a segregationist party platform, but seemed to come around in the later days.

And gave Hilary a hug on her first day in the senate..
 
 
Solitaire Rose as Tom Servo
12:59 / 27.06.03
And why is it the only thing I thought when I heard was that at some point in his long, intolerant career, he must have said, "They'll legalize homosexuality over my dead body!"
 
 
rizla mission
14:42 / 27.06.03
Putting aside this dubious character's politics, can we get a round of applause for his name? It's awe-inspiring. Initially mis-read it as "Storm Thurmond", which is even better.
 
 
Hieronymus
15:59 / 27.06.03
Yep. One wrong turn in his life and he could have been an Alan Quartermain-esque adventurer.

Or a bodice ripping cover model.
 
 
Panic
17:59 / 27.06.03
And Lester Maddox, another noted old man bastard, died on Tuesday or Wednesday.

Y'know these things happen in threes....

Is Orville Faubus still alive?

and more importantly, did I spell that right?
 
 
Jack Fear
18:00 / 27.06.03
Such a loveable old bigot. Tried to get elected on a segregationist party platform, but seemed to come around in the later days.

Balls. Thrumond's opinions didn't change—his constituency did.

After the Voting Rights Act of 1964 repealed the poll taxes that Thurmond had fought so hard to preserve, he suddenly found himself with a South Carolina where half the registered voters were black. Reaching out to black voters was simple political survival.

If you want the true measure of a man's character, you watch what he does when is not compelled: and until he was compelled to do otherwise, Strom Thurmond fought to uphold a rotten status quo of Jim Crow, the American apartheid.

While everybody else is falling all over themselves heap encomia on his corpse (no less a bastion of liberal journalism than NPR called him "perhaps South Carolina's most beloved native son"), let me be the first to say: Good riddance. You were an evil old bastard and I hope you're frying good.
 
 
Mazarine
21:02 / 27.06.03
I was so filled with glee when I saw on CNN.com that he'd finally, finally died. I never thought it would happen. Now how old's Jesse Helms?
 
 
*
15:30 / 28.06.03
Strom Thurmond cures all ills. He's a saint.

For instance, I had a terrible splitting headache up until the moment I heard he was dead. When my flatmate told me about it, my headache was instantly cured!

And a mate of mine had been depressed for five years, and on and off depression medications. When he heard about Saint Strom's death, he said he was the happiest he'd ever been.

That's two miracles. Is that enough to get someone canonized these days? Or is it three?
 
 
Hieronymus
15:39 / 28.06.03
Three. And card tricks are now allowed.
 
 
weepy_minotaur
14:40 / 03.07.03
Thank God that evil old shriveled sonofabitch finally kicked the bucket.
 
 
SMS
18:46 / 03.07.03
Mazarine the Plush, do you suppose you would have felt more or less glee had his suffering been greater?
 
 
cusm
19:50 / 03.07.03
"They'll legalize homosexuality over my dead body!"

Funny timing, what with the Supreme Court overturning sodomy laws and all the same week.
 
 
Mazarine
02:00 / 04.07.03
Mazarine the Plush, do you suppose you would have felt more or less glee had his suffering been greater?

Probably the same amount of glee, but I would feel much, much more guilty about it.
 
 
Jrod
06:23 / 04.07.03
Ah, but if Thurmond had been elected President our country would be better off.

Just think, Thurmond's last significant political legacy was the destruction of Trent Lott's career.

So, I say rest in peace, Strom Thurmond. And thanks.,
 
  
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