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Dog the bounty hunter- boy, Stephen J Cannell must love this guy!

 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
07:42 / 20.06.03
This
is the guy who's currently languishing in a Mexican jail after tracking down the convicted rapist and Max Factor heir Andrew Luster.
Check this website! The guy looks like a cross between Reno Rains and Chuck Norris! And he's a born-again Christian ex-hell's angel who's been imprisoned for a crime he didn't commit!!!

I'm betting Stephen J Cannell's got Lorenzo Lamas on the phone right now... I'm thinking cash-in TV movie...
 
 
illmatic
07:59 / 20.06.03
All I've got to say, Stoatie, is are you looking at this on a PC with a soundcard - you really need to, yes ya do..
 
 
waxy dan
08:03 / 20.06.03
This is the scariest man I've ever seen.

Why is Dog in jail?

And who'd play him in the movie? Michael Madsen?
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
08:32 / 20.06.03
I've only just checked out the sound... fuck ...

And I can tell you who let the dogs out... fucking no-one!!! ha ha!

He's in jail because apparently (yeah, I was surprised by this one) bounty hunting is illegal in Mexico, so he's been banged up for kidnapping. The US cops say they're not gonna make too much effort to get him out, and they're keeping the bail money, but he's entitled to some of the reward money they were offering.
 
 
invisible_al
10:19 / 20.06.03
Correct me if I'm wrong but isn't it legal under American law for the authorities to kidnap someone wanted under American Law in a foreign nation and bring them to America for trial?
Not big on freelancers then are the feds?
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
10:30 / 20.06.03
I think you could be right, al, but hey. I've seen Renegade. The cops don't give a fuck. Hell, they'll try to kill him and get the woman he loves instead. Just you mark my words.

Framed for murder, now he prowls the badlands.
An outlaw hunting outlaws.
A bounty hunter.
A Renegade .

(cue twangy guitar and harmonica).

Of course, once he's released, what's to stop a bunch of Mexican bounty hunters tracking him down in the States? Well, other than the fact that he's OBVIOUSLY the hardest man in the world.

Did I mention he has a female sidekick?

Oh, and according to the site, half the time he doesn't even get the money! He's not just Renegade, he's the A-Team as well!!!

I wanna put the fucker on Scrapheap Challenge; see how he fares against McGyver!
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
10:33 / 20.06.03
Seriously (!) though, I think the authorities ARE allowed to do that. I don't think private citizens are.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
10:50 / 20.06.03
Whoah. You know what they need to do?

They need to send him after Osama. Now THAT'd be Channel Five-tacular!!!
 
  
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