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The Return Of Rothkoid
13:06 / 18.06.03
You there. Give me back my roll.
 
 
Unencumbered
13:07 / 18.06.03
Uummmmmm, Unencumbered, I'm telling on you.

*Sticks tongue out*

Miss! Ooooh, Miss! She started it!
 
 
Ninjas make great pets
13:11 / 18.06.03
Sound of Music is my favourtist film and Julie Andrews is the goddess of surreal kitsch so over-exposure is impossible! Uummmmmm, Unencumbered, I'm telling on you


what? no of course Im not copying. I wrote it first!
 
 
Ninjas make great pets
13:14 / 18.06.03
Umm.. MiiiIIIIIiiiss...if your headmistress

whos the headwife?
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
13:17 / 18.06.03
Prezhent. I wazh abzhent yezhterday becauzhe I wazh getting my brazhezh on. szhhhghluk.
 
 
Tryphena Absent
13:18 / 18.06.03
I'm hungry. I'm gonna eat this banana and it's not even lunch.
 
 
grant
13:23 / 18.06.03
Yo.
 
 
pomegranate
13:37 / 18.06.03
here!
 
 
Ellis says:
14:05 / 18.06.03
I am here.
 
 
gravitybitch
14:08 / 18.06.03
[there's a sudden jerk of motion from the back left corner.]

"mmpF.. Whazzat?? .. 23!"
 
 
ephemerat
14:11 / 18.06.03
Arg, sorry I'm late, but it was all Barry's fault! because I drank some of his sugar substitute, but it wasn't sugar substitute and, dude, I was a dinosaur! and then Barry made all these other versions of me and the female version had really big boobs like C-cups or something, and then we got chased by the dinosaur... and... and...

Aw shucks, no-one ever believes me...

Ooh! Oreos!
 
 
Uatu.is.watching
14:23 / 18.06.03
Well, I'm not really "here", seeing as I'm watching you all from my base on the moon, but otherwise...
 
 
Bear
14:30 / 18.06.03
I've had enough now, that's been a whole day for me - I'm off home. Anyone going to the base tonight?
 
 
Our Lady of The Two Towers
14:51 / 18.06.03
Tell me more, tell me more,
Was it love at first sight?
 
 
The Apple-Picker
15:06 / 18.06.03
Yeah.


Gertrude, have you an extra apple?
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
15:23 / 18.06.03
MiiiIIiiiss! Someone's poured mutagen on the school hamster again! And it's nicked my hockey kit! Miiss!
 
 
gotham island fae
15:46 / 18.06.03
Yeah, I'm late.

My lesbian ex-girlfriend snuck a bottle of wine out of her dad's liquor cabinet and we watched Xena and bitched about how sensitive dykes are when you start dating ex-girlfriends of friends and everybody else wants to date her and she only wants to date the one and it's almost enough to swear off women and start fucking boys again and her ex-girlfriend is my sister who is now dating the husband of my ex-girlfriend's friend who she can't see because the break with my sister was bad and that's a ten year friendship down the drain and she and I are finally at a good place again and cuddling with dykes to Xena when you're drunk and stoned will tend to make one late for class.

Is there a test, today?
 
 
Tryphena Absent
16:30 / 18.06.03
What's a lesbian?
 
 
Uatu.is.watching
16:47 / 18.06.03
An accomplished actor-type...
 
 
8===>Q: alyn
16:56 / 18.06.03
It's like a pimp, only it's a girl.
 
 
unheimlich manoeuvre
17:04 / 18.06.03
Lesvos or Lesbos is the third largest Greek island and has a long history that goes back more than 3.000 years. It has been the birthplace of famous people, such as the poets Sappho and Alcaeos, Arion the Guitarist, and Pittacus, one of the seven wise men of ancient Greece. A tradition that even continues today and gives the island that distinctive atmosphere which makes it so different from the rest....
 
 
specofdust
17:09 / 18.06.03
I'm here, standing in the corner as usual.
 
 
gotham island fae
17:29 / 18.06.03
Screw the quiz.

In another stellar example of why I'm repeating this grade for the fifth time, I'm off to smoke a cigarette behind the jungle gym...

(And Anna, a lesbian is a woman who holds back Dutch flood waters.)
 
 
Tryphena Absent
17:56 / 18.06.03
ooh, frater, you're bad. Smoking causes cancer and other things that make you breathe wrong. You shouldn't do that.
 
 
gotham island fae
18:02 / 18.06.03
That's what my dad told me before this shriveled pruny thing the doctors said was his lung fell from his trouser leg. Besides, aren't you the one I saw eating paste in the coat closet, last week?
 
 
—| x |—
18:16 / 18.06.03
FNORD! All answers lead to Rome! And the questions are all variations of "What is six times nine?"
 
 
gotham island fae
18:29 / 18.06.03
No. Obviously someone else...
 
 
Mourne Kransky
18:42 / 18.06.03
Here Sir, Quantum Sir.

Sorry I'm late, Sir, but I was fagging for Haus.
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
18:44 / 18.06.03
Paste tastes like envelopes. Makes my tongue go numb.
 
 
Tryphena Absent
18:56 / 18.06.03
Duuuhhhh, that was Mordant. See!
 
 
Kit-Cat Club
19:04 / 18.06.03
Sir sir sir please sir can I go to the loo please sir? Oh pleeeaaase sir, I'm really desperate...
 
 
Rev. Orr
19:40 / 18.06.03
Ha! I'm too cool for school. Look at me - I'm running the corridor. I'm... I'm... I'm trying too hard aren't I?
 
 
6opow
20:20 / 18.06.03
What's a matter Xoc? Haus can't smoke his own (begins with a 'c')--cigarettes?

The g-o-d-o-g is in the house, and remember, if you so desire, that where ever I am, Z+ is too, and vice-versa.
 
 
Brigade du jour
20:27 / 18.06.03
none
 
 
angel
21:55 / 18.06.03
Hey, can anybody help me rig this trapeze????? Oh, is this not P.E Class? Oh, .... Geography!

Can someone show me the way to the gym!
 
  

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