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What's the solution?

  
  

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Olulabelle
20:42 / 16.06.03
Well? What?
 
 
Kit-Cat Club
20:48 / 16.06.03
Copper II sulphate is usually a good option if you have to guess. Alternatively you could try potassium permanganate.

I don't know either... I'm having a rancid patch at the moment. Perhaps scowling at everyone and eating lots of chocolate?
 
 
Spatula Clarke
20:52 / 16.06.03
Pick up banana.

Use banana with football.

Pick up envelope.

Walk west.

Walk north.

Walk north.

Give envelope to elephant.

*I don't understand "Give envelope to elephant."*
 
 
cusm
20:54 / 16.06.03
When the thief accosts you in the maze, give him the jeweled egg. Then, hit him with the axe you got from the troll at the beginning of the dungeon. After this, you can retrieve the rest of the treasures from the Thief's chamber, place them in the trophey case, and proceed to the finish.
 
 
gingerbop
21:18 / 16.06.03
42.
 
 
Mazarine
21:27 / 16.06.03
Eyeliner.
 
 
Char Aina
21:52 / 16.06.03
4(222247/13)+ x
 
 
gingerbop
22:02 / 16.06.03
A fish in the vase is worth six in the bush.
 
 
Shrug
22:03 / 16.06.03
(walk quickly, step lightly)
 
 
unheimlich manoeuvre
23:55 / 16.06.03
being
 
 
Tryphena Absent
00:09 / 17.06.03
I just don't know what to do with myself... but clearly Dusty Springfield is the solution.
 
 
Baz Auckland
02:04 / 17.06.03
Music! Loud, loud music!

and dancing.

If that fails, grab a job on a steamer heading to the Far East. Always works for me.
 
 
My Mom Thinks I'm Cool
02:05 / 17.06.03
the "final" solution? I dunno, I only read about a paragraph of Mein Kampf before I stuck it back on the shelf. Is it in there somewhere?
 
 
The Return Of Rothkoid
02:26 / 17.06.03
Pornomusik.
 
 
the Fool
03:56 / 17.06.03
dancing and sex. Works wonders...
 
 
—| x |—
04:31 / 17.06.03
Always remember to breathe.
 
 
Unencumbered
06:28 / 17.06.03
Never harm others unnecessarily.
 
 
particle
08:13 / 17.06.03
A 216 digit number.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
08:18 / 17.06.03
What's the solution? NOISE POLLUTION!

(ahem. just getting in touch with my inner grebo there.)
 
 
—| x |—
08:54 / 17.06.03
Mommy, what's a grebo?
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
09:02 / 17.06.03
Ah well, back in the day, there were people who actually thought it was a good idea to listen to Zodiac Midwarp. And Gaye Bykers on Acid. And the first couple of Pop Will Eat Itself albums. Oh yes.
And I wasn't one of them. Not me, no siree. No, I was at my aunt's house the whole time.

...yeah, thass right. My aunt's house. Goddit?
 
 
—| x |—
09:13 / 17.06.03
Well, let's get ugly and hit the hi-tech groove 'cause I'm sniffin with you hoo--and what's so fuckin' good about candy, anyway?

That's it! It's time to take the horror show ride out of here, out of time, out of place: I'm boarding the Zen express...

I can't see much in the future.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
09:24 / 17.06.03
Now just look here, ...>O<...

I said you don't play poker with the Skull Spark Joker
Don't play poker at all!
Don't play poker with the Skull Spark Joker
Just forget it, that's all.

So I'm told.
 
 
Baz Auckland
10:06 / 17.06.03
Never suffer silent violence
Like needles to the head
'Cos the consciousness is
Altered by the things you've
Heard and done and said
So break into the brainspace
Take chances with the heart
It takes a lot of soul to never
Rub another's rhubarb

(ooh yah!)
 
 
Lykaon
10:24 / 17.06.03
It can only be done in a torus.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
10:37 / 17.06.03
Sample it, loop it, fuck it, eat it, and spit it out.

(Okay, late Poppies, so not so grebo, but still cool.)
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
13:42 / 17.06.03
Kill them, olulabelle. Keeeeeeeeeell them ALL.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
13:57 / 17.06.03
m/m slash. always m/m slash. Blake/Avon or, if you must, Giles/Oz.
 
 
Whisky Priestess
15:20 / 17.06.03
Giles/Oz? Are you nuts? How do you think that would make Wesley feel?

The solution is six parts gin to one part vermouth. And that's the truth.
 
 
—| x |—
18:34 / 17.06.03
Hey pretty-pretty you're barely alive, man
Look at me--the candy coloured clown
they call the Sandman
Sandmaaa-a-a-an
Sandmaaaaaaaaaan
Sandmaaa-a-a-an.
Hey pretty-pretty!

I'm off to get the girl, kill the baddies, and save the entire planet: man vs. machine stylee, yo!
 
 
—| x |—
18:35 / 17.06.03
With a Big Mac, fries to go, btw.
 
 
gravitybitch
01:46 / 18.06.03
HAH! Those are all today's solutions.



Whatcha gonna do tommorrow???
 
 
Saint Keggers
03:58 / 18.06.03
Ask a different question.
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
04:06 / 18.06.03
I've been worse but I've been better
A human see-saw to the letter...
...wake up- time to die!
 
 
—| x |—
07:37 / 18.06.03
Well, tomorrow I'm still going to always remember to breathe--it's the solution everyday!

And

Mr. Brown's hot tempered
He's on the run
On a shot gun mission.
Listen here cock-suckers
Mother fucker's
Pay respect to my building
It's JB property and it could be
the one you get killed in!
Cops arrive
What's this?
What's happening?
What's what?
Where's the hot shot?
James pushed his luck to far this time.
He's grabbed a truck straight out
and flying.
I got ta' git into it man!
Not now James!
We're busy!
 
  

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