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| Well, hayfever is when plants are trying to have sex with your nose. And pollen is generated by male plants. So if you are a boy, and you have hayfever, you're basically gay. And don't come to me with any "it's the plants not me" thing. It's way too common for you to get away with that. You expect me to believe that every day, it's the plants that start it, not you? Bollocks. You go out, with your wide-open hairy nostrils, waiting to be picked up for rampant casual sex with millions of different partners. In public. And I bet you don't even remember their names. |
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