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Centaur sightings in Nigeria

 
 
grant
17:42 / 12.06.03
In today's inbox:


UFO ROUNDUP
Volume 8, Number 21
June 11, 2003
Editor: Joseph Trainor

E-mail: Masinaigan@aol.com
Web: http://www.ufoinfo.com/roundup/


CENTAUR CAUSES PANIC
IN NORTHERN NIGERIA


"Women in Maru," a large town near the Zamfara River in northern Nigeria, "have been found to remain inside in the evening for fear of a strange creature which chases them."
"The News Agency of Nigeria has learned that a mysterious creature, said to be half-man and half-horse, usually appears in the early hours of the morning or the evening."
The creature fits the description of a centaur of Greek mythology, the most famous ones being Centaurus, Chiron and Sagittarius. However, the Nigerian version is distinctly African. It was described as having close- cropped hair, a goatee, horse-like ears, with a man's torso sprouting from a horse's body where the horse's neck usually is. The creature had two human arms and four equine legs, and, from the human neck down, it had the black-and-white striped coloration of an African zebra.
"The appearance of the strange creature has crippled the socio-economic activities in the town, especially at night as people prefer to stay home from 4 p.m." until sunrise the next morning.
"The creature is believed to have appeared in different locations" in Maru "and is causing much anxiety and fear among residents, particularly women."
"When contacted about the issue, one of the sons of the Emir of Maru, Alhaji Isa Maru, said the rumour was strong and 'we are still trying to get to the root of it.'"
Maru is located about 600 kilometers (360 miles) north of Lagos, the capital of Nigeria.

(See the News Agency of Nigeria (NAN) report of May 18, 2003, "Strange creature forces Maru women indoors." Merci beaucoup a Robert Fischer pour cette article de journal.)
(Editor's Comment: Africa has certainly had its share of "creature sightings" this year. First it was vampires in Malawi. Then it was Larry the Were-Hyena, also in Malawi. Next came the Invisible Man of Zambia. And now a centaur in Nigeria! Will the Dark Continent play host to any more visitations in 2003? Stay tuned.)

 
 
weepy_minotaur
21:52 / 04.07.03
huh...
 
 
The resistable rise of Reidcourchie
10:33 / 05.07.03
The were-hyena's called Larry?

Slightly off topic, Weepy do you mind if I name my firstborn after you?
 
 
Phex: Dorset Doom
17:44 / 06.07.03
Back to topic: how, exactly, do you have an Invisible Man sighting?
 
 
All Acting Regiment
13:14 / 17.07.03
Seriously now....

it's interesting that the African and Greek cyclops were pretty much the same, apart from the various colourations. While the greek cyclops we assume had a meditteranean skin tone and the horse part looked like a greek horse,the African one had the human characteristics of a black man and the horse characteristics of a zebra. This is actually goodevidence for the centaur as an actual living organism, if you think about it, because it shows that it varies over geographical locales.

The only problem with this is that technically it is a composite beast made of two very different specis of mammals and as such would seem to be the only mammal to have six limbs.

My theory is that if there is an insect that can mimick a stick and a leaf, why not animal forms as well? Perhaps by some strange, strange fluke,this is some kind of huge insect. That would explain the six limbs.
 
 
grant
14:18 / 17.07.03
A fucking six-foot-long striped praying mantis with a human face pattern on the front of its head would totally rule.
 
 
Ganesh
16:43 / 17.07.03
Chris: Didja mean 'centaur' or 'cyclops'?
 
 
pomegranate
17:30 / 17.07.03
did someone say praying mantis?

i'm 5'8'', w/a human face. i'm not striped, but polka dotted. today anyway. ok, just my skirt.
 
 
diz
18:52 / 17.07.03
i'm 5'8'', w/a human face.

and (to judge from pics in the Conversation) sexxxy, baby... meeeow!

~giggle~
 
 
All Acting Regiment
13:41 / 18.07.03
Oh, i meant centaur. I've started something silly now havent I?
 
 
pomegranate
13:49 / 18.07.03
dizfactor, when you flatter me like that, it makes me forget all about our differing opinions on whether or not talent is innate.

almost.

 
 
diz
13:07 / 21.07.03
dizfactor, when you flatter me like that, it makes me forget all about our differing opinions on whether or not talent is innate.

you weren't really upset about that, were you? if so, i'm sorry.

but, in any case, ~blows a kiss~
 
 
grant
18:32 / 21.07.03
OK kids, any more non-centaur-related flirting, and I'm gonna be sneaking the shirt of Nessus into your bedroom closets.
 
 
diz
19:17 / 21.07.03
have you ever seen my picture, grant? how do you know i'm not a centaur?
 
 
angel
06:19 / 23.07.03
Has there been anything more on this?
 
  
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