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Well, I got the slash fiction one, which seems to apply to bloggers, people who do zines, etc, as well. Not very accurate. However, I have to praise this test for having good taste, and correctly identifying the worst possible crime a person can commit:
 You like Harry Potter, you scum. It's the deepestpit in Hell for you.Your veryexistence is a crime against Nature.
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You have been involved in a shameful online RPG,and your soul will never be clean. You'vesoiled the memory of a dead author andneglected yourself and other human beings formonths at a time; there is no way to make upfor this. The Lord has turned His eyes from youforever!Keep back, you utter trash!
You don't belong in Hell. Sorry....Youprobably fucking lied or cheated. Fucker.
You write awful slash fanfiction and bring shameupon your family. (Or you read it andhave thought about writing your own, and that'sbad enough.)The shadow of your evilwill remain on this earth for as long as theWeb lasts.You should be hanged in frontof angry villagers on Christmas Day, you sickfiend!
You do that fanart stuff! Don't deny it!Youare a particularly foul breed.
You obsessively collect Lord of the Ringsmerchandise, you pathetic bastard, and thereare a lot of people out there like you. Hell isgoing to be bloody crowded with your kind. Atleast you won't be lonely.Damn PeterJackson!
You're one of those perverts. You know what I'mtalking about.Clean yourself up, andget outside more! Fucker.
You forgot to flush the toilet once in a publicwashroom. Innocent, yes, but you are absent-minded and slovenly, and slovenly people go tothe Bad Place.You slice of filth!
You habitually make disgustingly ugly LiveJournalicons. No. No, don't try to deny it! We've allseen them, and they are fucking ugly as sin,and for this you have damned yourself to aneternity of suffering. It is justice! Afterall, you've probably blinded dozens ofpeople.STOP THIS NOW AND REPENT!Perhaps you will be saved.