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that

20:45 / 11.06.03

I have it on good authority that I will regret this thread in the morning. And I probably will, but it wouldn't be the first time I've regretted a thread and it almost certainly won't be the last.

I have been reading too much slash, and it has given me the powerful, powerful urge to do what I do best and suck cock. Why is there never any manflesh around when you want to keep your 'hand' in, as it were?

So, that's my dirty little secret. What are you craving atm?

Persephone

20:48 / 11.06.03

Ever since I said in the straight edge thread that I don't like chocolate and I can't eat ice cream, I can't stop thinking about chocolate ice cream.

Yours is more exciting, though.

Mazarine

21:26 / 11.06.03

I long for kittens. But I'm forcing myself not to adopt them until I can look after them properly. I crave the exquisite anguish of those tiny little peeps, the pure delight of rubbing one's nose in kitten tummy, and sandpaper tongue licks. They eventually lead to cats, with ankle weaving, fond looks along with baleful ones, kneading, and mischief.

Kind of a pathetic craving, really, but I do crave.

Danzig: He Pitys the Fool!

21:35 / 11.06.03

I am craving a cock sucking. Whats your address?

Less searchable M0rd4nt

21:39 / 11.06.03

I'm currently craving apples. Cox's Orange Pippins, to be precise, which I can't find here. Also craving a decent cuppa; Spanish folk don't really do tea. Loose tea is a nonstarter, and teabags are tiny and expensive. Plus you can't get fresh milk. All the milk here is UHT.

It's not a cultural stereotype, it's a lifestyle choice. Okay?

(And Chol-- You're right, you're going to regret that in the morning. You really shouldn't. I once devoted a large chunk of my (old and thankfully defunct) website to that very topic, along with some sage advice to the XYs on the matter of cleanliness and the importance of really really not washing your bits with Wright's Coal Tar. Either my Finest Hour or too much info. Who knows. Who cares.)

that

07:16 / 12.06.03

I don't regret it as much as I probably should.

Coal tar soap? Dear god.

My child-minder when I was a kiddie - her whole house smelled of coal tar soap. So as well as the physical ick factor, there would be the flashbacks to childhood horror.

Unencumbered

07:22 / 12.06.03

I love coal tar soap but I'd never, ever inflict it on someone else in that manner.

I could be persuaded to use something nice like chocolate cream.

sleazenation

08:08 / 12.06.03

what is coal tar soap?

that

08:13 / 12.06.03

An evil smelling and probably carcinogenic variety of handsoap. It is sold everywhere - Wrights are the most famous makers. Check it out next time you are in a chemist. But don't say we didn't warn you...

Bear

08:32 / 12.06.03

Coal tar, yikes - I had to use Coal tar shampoo for years due to psoriasis and also this vile little white bottle of liquid that smelt like vinegar - think I'll go back to thinking about blowjobs much less upsetting

that

08:38 / 12.06.03

I also had to use it. Evil stuff. Was yours Polytar? That shit is carcinogenic, which I did not find out until recently. I imagine common or garden coal tar soap is, too, though I have no proof. I suspect I shall be receiving a 'friendly' visit from the coal tar advisory board to 'set me straight'.

Bear

08:40 / 12.06.03

Polytar yeah that's the boy!

coal tar advisory board - they're like the men in black right? Arrive in the middle of the night with black suits and strange facial features...

Unencumbered

08:44 / 12.06.03

Fortunately you get plenty of warning of the impending arrival of the CTAB, at least if you're downwind.

that

08:48 / 12.06.03

Heh.

Ah, it is quite nice to find a fellow veteran of the foul brown gunk. Not that I would have wished it on you, Bear.

Tryphena Absent

09:04 / 12.06.03

I crave

It's Dutch, it's delicious and I can't get hold of it except, weirdly enough, in Wetherspoons pubs.

Cherry Bomb

09:42 / 12.06.03

Hmm, chocomel. Sounds like me plus chocolate, I like!

I am currently craving any and all varieties of fast food available in the states that you can't get here. Mononoke or alas, if you'd like to pick me up some taco bell or a spanish omelette bagel on your way out of town, that would be great. And perseph what happened weren't you coming over too? If so can you grab me a nice bag of puffy Cheetos? Thanks!

Tryphena Absent

09:51 / 12.06.03

They must have a store that sells imported US food somewhere in town (I've been trying to find one that sells Chocomel but alas no luck).

ONLY NICE THINGS

09:51 / 12.06.03

Mussels. Don't ask me why, but I have a spectacular craving for mussels, almost constantly. More generally, absence of oily fish often depresses me. I think I am an Omega-3 oil hungry slut...

Quantum

10:24 / 12.06.03

I just gave up smoking, so I'm expecting the craving anytime. Oddly enough it hasn't bothered me yet (mind you it has only been two days...)
I am craving raving, it's been months (damn, nearly a year) since I went clubbing. I have to get to London soon...
Oh and skunk, I'm craving skunk reeeeeal bad.

waxy dan

11:02 / 12.06.03

Anna There's one in Covent Garden. If you put your back to the corner of the market, with that other market (Jubilee, I think?) to your left and Pizza Hut directly in front of you, go down the street to the right and it's on the left hand side.

... those were very confusing directions... but it's well worth it coz they have Reese's Piece... yah..

and what happened to the blow job conversation, that was far more engaging?

that

11:12 / 12.06.03

I was going to add to the blow job conversation, but at risk of getting maudlin. I was going to say in response to Unencumbered's comment about chocolate cream that I don't think penises need to be adulterated, and that I would happily forego all sweet treats for the incomparable pleasure of making someone come.

"If someone offers you
some sugar
[You] should eat it"

sleazenation

11:25 / 12.06.03

Unfortunately the shop in covent Garden does not sell American sweetmeats and such it sells CANADIAN treats (mostly the same thing) as well as South African stuff - there was a similar American store, but it got taken over by the wedding supplies chain confetti... which is very odd -

Bear

11:34 / 12.06.03

This is a very strange thread, I love the way it starts as oral sex moves to skin problems then to some weird looking chocolate drink and then back to blowjobs again - so Zach Gowen in the WWE good thing or not?

Unencumbered

11:34 / 12.06.03

Cholister: I agree that a nice clean penis requires nothing more, but if one is going to put something on it, it should at least be something pleasant.

Persephone

11:41 / 12.06.03

Cherry: I just couldn't manage the flying thing this time. I went to Atlanta instead. But if it's puffy Cheetos you want, I can certainly pop a bag in the mail to you!

Gypsy Lantern

12:01 / 12.06.03

>so Zach Gowen in the WWE good thing or not?

It's a good thing if they let him fight, but so far I've only seen Vince throw him about and make fun of him, which is considerably less than good. If it prolongs Mr America's awful theme tune, then its a bad thing.

Bear

12:06 / 12.06.03

I think it'll work well when they start to let him wrassle hopefully he'll be able to shock a few people, can't see many wrestlers wanting to put him over...

Cravin a bit of the old WWE right now, Smackdowns finish is meant to be really impressive tonight USA peeps!

illmatic

12:10 / 12.06.03

Since reading this thread, i've been overcome by a craving to wash my genitals with Coal Tar. Perhaps I could feather them afterwards, then run them out of town on a rail?

Whisky Priestess

12:12 / 12.06.03

Back to the craving theme, damn you!

Man, Chocomel!!! Or Cecemel as I seem to remember it being called when I was wee. Anna, if you find a supply, let me know instantly and I'll go halves with you.

On a related theme, I regularly crave the Zout Dropje (Dutch salt liquorice), whihc I have so far only ever found in Holland and, bizarrely, a sweet shop in Lincoln. I am going to have to start ordering them over the internet, clearly. Mmm ... salt liquorice - the best thing about it is that no-one will ever steal it off you (unless they're Dutch) because to the uninitiated it tastes absolutely disgusting.

Unencumbered

12:15 / 12.06.03

If you wash your genitals with coal tar, as opposed to coal tar soap, I can pretty much guarantee that nobody, with the possible exception of the poor nurse who has to try and get it all off, will come anywhere near them.

illmatic

12:31 / 12.06.03

I have sometimes thought that they deserve nothing less, after the trouble they've got me into.

"Go on, git, ya troublemaking varmits!"

waxy dan

12:37 / 12.06.03

Sleazenation
Eh.. American... Canadian... what's the diff?

Ducking for cover behind the monitor

Chocolate aside, what about ice? Though in the mouth.. an icy penis just sounds unpleasant, or stand-offish.
Or a puffy Cheetos covered penis, it'd be crunchy and chewy!

Dammit! Now I've got a cravin'

Kit-Cat Club

12:48 / 12.06.03

I feel slightly off-colour...

that

12:57 / 12.06.03

I was not claiming that there is no fun to be had coating male genitalia in edibles... I think it is especially useful to encourage exploration.

Ice is a good thing, used cleverly. But I agree with KCC - the Cheetos thing is rather...warped.

ONLY NICE THINGS

12:58 / 12.06.03

I feel an icy penis of dread closing about me. Although that might just be a Captain Zoom flashback...

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