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Never or Now!
03:03 / 08.06.03
It's all becoming clear.

"The Life of Brian" was an Allegory profulomograted by the Gnostic Illuminati. That the New Christ will need a Diversionary to DISTRACT ATTENTION away from the True Voice.

This is why the Pope ordered the assassination of Graham Chapman he had given too much away.

You are now thinking of the murder of J.Lennon. Exactly. We are dealing here with the sort of warped mindset that would Kill A Gnostic Prophet and then use his very surname with which to murder J.Lennon (John = John the Baptist).

It is indeed all becoming clear, we must strike while the oven is hot.

O SONS AND DAUGHTERS OF BARBELITH -
WHICH OF YE WILL JOIN ME IN THE WAR AGAINST GOD?
 
 
Strange Machine Vs The Virus with Shoes
03:09 / 08.06.03
Well Jason, God isn’t dead, he has just been rendered redundant. No need to kick a dude when he is down.
 
 
Cloned Christ on a HoverDonkey
03:46 / 08.06.03
Talking of holy wars - apparently they've found a huge stash of sharpened protractors, compasses and slide-rules in the mountains of Iraq.

Yes, that's right - a whole cache of weapons of maths instruction!



......where did I put my coat?
 
 
Saint Keggers
04:13 / 08.06.03
They've also found stuff to create dangerous drugs...

Thats right...a cash of Weapons of Hash Construction.

I think I left my coat near Spangles...
 
 
Solitaire Rose as Tom Servo
05:21 / 08.06.03
TIME TO PLAY THE GAME!!

Wait. I did that joke in another thread.

Move along, nothing to see here...
 
 
Never or Now!
10:54 / 08.06.03
If God is dead that'd make me some kinda of necrophiliac and trust me, I'm not a necrophiliac. All my friends and family tell me so, every day. You only think what THEY WANT you to Think.
 
  
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