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The lyrics of your life, rendered oddly unfaithful to their original intentions by the removal or, in extremity, transposition of the occasional letter.

 
  

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Baz Auckland
23:09 / 06.06.03
A friend in high school wanted to go up to Trent Reznor and tell him that she wanted to "fuck him like an aminal." She figured he would never be able to sing the line without screwing it up after that...
 
 
sTe
23:34 / 06.06.03
There's another way

Always another way

You don't have to do what they say


I've been clambering for someone with musiacal ability to make this happen for ages (anyone?)
 
 
w1rebaby
00:00 / 07.06.03
Girlfriend in a cow, I know, it's serious.
 
 
sTe
00:35 / 07.06.03
Alex! What's the matter!
(Terrorismvision)

bit personal that one. And please no "who the Funk is Alex" I've already been there and believe you me it's not a good place to go, much apologies to P Alexander D, but you keep me going matey.
 
 
Knowledge
01:16 / 07.06.03
How about:

"I'm waiting for my nan."

"All bi my elf,
I wanna be all by my elf."

Another Smiths one, "That yoke isn't runny anymore."

Ithankyou
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
09:36 / 07.06.03
You, and many others, are in the wrong thread, darling. For misheard lyrics, try here. For the definition of "transpose", try here.
 
 
Ganesh
10:58 / 07.06.03
Waiting for my Ma would work, though.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
11:03 / 07.06.03
Or I wang for my ma
 
 
w1rebaby
11:39 / 07.06.03
Or the cry of the Fight Club generation: I'm waiting for my 'Nam.
 
 
Ganesh
11:52 / 07.06.03
There's my Morten Harket fantasy anal fuckfest:

Rimful of A-Ha on the forty-five.

Or a mangled-punctuation return to the controversial 'pikeys' dialogue, with a peculiarly Scottish twist:

People.
People? Who?
Ned people are the uckiest people in the world.
 
 
Matthew Fluxington
13:28 / 07.06.03
Hey, Fridge -

there is a wait so long (so long, so long)
you'll never wait so long...
here comes your 'Nam!
here comes your 'Nam!
here comes your 'Nam!
 
  

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