The lyrics of your life, rendered oddly unfaithful to their original intentions by the removal or, in extremity, transposition of the occasional letter.
A friend in high school wanted to go up to Trent Reznor and tell him that she wanted to "fuck him like an aminal." She figured he would never be able to sing the line without screwing it up after that...
bit personal that one. And please no "who the Funk is Alex" I've already been there and believe you me it's not a good place to go, much apologies to P Alexander D, but you keep me going matey.