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Rogue States: Canada

We're The Great Old Ones Now

10:47 / 22.05.03

From the files of Kegboy, Ace of Spies:

-NSA Keyhole Intercept 8grid5x278x99.1C-ParliamentSecure:-

"quick Pierre...arm the moose."
"the what?"
"Le moose..armez le!hehehe....beer?"

-Endtrans-

Does Canada possess Moose of Mass Destruction?

Will they target the (Beer) Free World with their fiendish animal weapons, unusual bean soups, and spiffy red uniforms?

What will tomorrow's news bring?

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

11:18 / 22.05.03

FCBS

Saint Keggers

19:11 / 22.05.03

French Canadian Bean Soup?

8===>Q: alyn

21:19 / 22.05.03

No, Eff CBS. They are about to deploy thousands of their sleeper agents in the entertainment industry.

—| x |—

21:32 / 22.05.03

Beavers bearing poutine!

We're The Great Old Ones Now

05:55 / 23.05.03

And let us not forget the Mounted Infiltration Service. Blending effortlessly into social situations of all nations, these tireless riders could be anywhere men and women gather to discuss the issues of the day. That man in the corner astride a thoroughbred! Is he listening in on your conversation?

Stop the sinister encroachment of Canadian surveillance NOW!

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

06:26 / 23.05.03

Oh yes, kegboy, French Canadian Bean Soup. It's all there in Wilson, I tell you. And with it being the 23rd of the 5th, what better time to unmask the truly corrupt nature of Soviet Canuckistan?

Kit-Cat Club

15:24 / 23.05.03

French Canadian Badger Solidarity?

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