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Less searchable M0rd4nt
23:06 / 17.05.03
Dying?

Flying?

Lying?

Pie-ing?
 
 
Cloned Christ on a HoverDonkey
23:24 / 17.05.03
It's crying.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
00:25 / 18.05.03
Its foot slipping on the wet Millennium Stadium turf as the other makes purchase with the ball, Barbelith is skying.
 
 
Solitaire Rose as Tom Servo
02:42 / 18.05.03
Barbelith is about to be cancelled and restarted on UPN with a smaller budget and lots of cameos by WWE wreslters.

Wait until you see HHH talk about the sigil he is creating to make it so he will be the champion after he DIES!
 
 
Baz Auckland
06:31 / 18.05.03
3:30am. Barbelith is buying this round. Speleing mistakes an' all.
 
 
Ganesh
07:16 / 18.05.03
No.

No.

No, and

no.

It's denying.
 
 
Rev. Orr
07:20 / 18.05.03
OK, I've started a thread each to discuss what we mean by 'Barbelith' and 'is' in the head shop.

Barbelith is specifying.
 
 
Ganesh
07:45 / 18.05.03
Barbelith has trolls
They're multiplying
And it's losing control
But the snarkiness they're supplying
It's electrifying...
 
 
Less searchable M0rd4nt
10:11 / 18.05.03
A bunch of wishy-washy liberals who hang around in bars... does Barbelith need drying?
 
 
pointless and uncalled for
10:14 / 18.05.03
Barbelith is frying.......

... tonight.

Hmmm, fish.

Could you pass the ketchup?

Nevermind, I have found the HP.
 
 
Ganesh
10:15 / 18.05.03
Or even dignifying?
 
 
Sax
10:24 / 18.05.03
Barbelith is spying. On you. With special software set up by Tom so he can see right through your computer screen at what you're doing while you type.

And all moderators have access to the software as well.

Ganesh, you really should iron that shirt.
 
 
Mourne Kransky
17:37 / 18.05.03
He seems to be on an unusually short fuse today, Sax, and has taken offence at that remark. He is preparing his melee weapon and coming after you: Ganesh is assegai-ing...
 
 
Not Here Still
18:05 / 18.05.03
Don't worry, the free booze will put him off, as Barbelith is plying
 
 
—| x |—
19:44 / 18.05.03
With the influx of members, Barbelith is multiplying; however, it is likely that many will end up lurking and that is down right dissatisfying! On days when the place is hopping, Barbelith can be gratifying, but having your posts neglected is sometimes simply crappifying.

And in The Magick forum, we can find points of view that are entirely mystifying!
 
 
w1rebaby
23:33 / 18.05.03
Why all these questions? Is Barbelith prying?
 
 
Quantum
10:03 / 19.05.03
It's whying.
 
 
Quantum
10:06 / 19.05.03
..and with all these puns almost certainly sighing. *sigh*
 
 
Kit-Cat Club
10:16 / 19.05.03
Stuck in a primaeval tar-pit of frothy liberal discourses and insane political correctness, surrounded by the corpses of the sheeple it dragged down with it, Barbelith is ossifying.
 
 
Sax
10:18 / 19.05.03
Barbelith is scrying

It rips out your entrails and arranges them on the ground, and can see your future.

Which ain't good.
 
 
Cat Chant
10:23 / 19.05.03
the other makes purchase with the ball

The Other? Have we found the Holy Grail of Postmodernism? I do believe we have! And it was on our feet all the time!

barbelith is Dorothy-ing! (you have to pronounce it a bit funny)
 
 
Ganesh
10:28 / 19.05.03
No, Barbelith is focussing increasingly on the use of Brazil nuts to banish beta-carbolenes and hence facilitate world peace.

It's Wai-ing.
 
 
Sax
10:39 / 19.05.03
This place reminds me of a big female panda having trouble mating.

Barbelith is Mai Ling
 
 
Smoothly
10:44 / 19.05.03
There's no earthly way of knowing / Which direction we are going / There's no knowing where we're rowing / Or which way the river's flowing / Is it raining? / Is it snowing? / Is a hurricane a-blowing? / Not a speck of light is showing / So the danger must be growing / Are the fires of hell a-glowing? / Is the grisly reaper mowing? / Yes, the danger must be growing / 'Cause the rowers keep on rowing / And they're certainly not showing / Any signs that they are slowing!


No, sorry, I haven't really got the hang of this.
 
 
Our Lady of The Two Towers
11:30 / 19.05.03
Barbelith is pie-ing you all in the face for these bad puns. It really is trying. M.O.D.O.P. would be ashamed.
 
 
Smoothly
12:30 / 19.05.03
Even I cannot kill this thread. Proof, if it were needed, that Barbelith is death-defying.
 
 
Old brown-eye is back
13:16 / 19.05.03
Barbelith has joined up with Charlie Company and massacred a Vietnamese village. That's right, it's My Lai-ing.
 
 
Mourne Kransky
15:30 / 19.05.03
You're all sheep! Barbelith is complying!

Nevertheless, I have learned a lot here. Barbelith is edifying.

There are some on the Barbelith who can foretell the future, as Sax pointed out. Barbelith is prophesying. And likely to be lying.
 
 
Ganesh
15:33 / 19.05.03
Barbelith is already dead. It's now putrefying.
 
 
Mourne Kransky
16:06 / 19.05.03
Good Lord, seems like only a moment since it was atrophying.

Change and Shift is in the air... Must consult the I Ching.
 
 
Cat Chant
16:10 / 19.05.03
Mutiny on the Lith! Barbelith is Captain Bligh-ing!
 
 
Mourne Kransky
16:30 / 19.05.03
But those Barbemutineers are adrift on the perilous Sea of Lithility and about to be engulfed by a gigantic (and celebrated) wave - The Barbelith is Hokusai-ing.
 
 
Cloned Christ on a HoverDonkey
19:49 / 19.05.03
Like a neglected ring of smegma around the swollen glans of internet discussion, Barbelith is calcifying.

Sorry.
 
 
Jack Fear
21:20 / 19.05.03
Turning upon you in a fit of Elizabethan disapproval, Barbelith is fie-ing. Fie upon you, sirrah!
 
 
Dances with Gophers
21:22 / 19.05.03
Its freedom, its liberty, allows my bad poetry.
It's a spark of light, a dancing flame, a place for the Mornington Crescent Game.
It's the philosopher's stone, the Druids robe, it's words travel round the globe.
Think I'd better stop this there cos to go just would not be fair
My rhyming bad my meter's crap, and I'll get my membership revoked... mayhap?
Too your relief I'll say adieu as my poetry has gone askew and a rap on the knuckles is perhaps due.

Seeing posts like this to Barbelith must be Mortifying!
 
  

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