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Ok, the story so far:
Man does hallucinogenic, it reminds him of a girl he used to love, he runs down to the beach, then runs into a beach hut and buries his head in his hands.
HA HA! I AM QUANTUM CAT ,YOU WILL NEVER ESCAPE ME!
REMEMBER WHAT I DID TO YOUR ARM?
In an attempt to escape quantum cat he runs back down the beach, but:
FOOL! I’M OBVIOUSLY OMNIPRESENT, DID YOU REALLY THINK YOU COULD ESCAPE ?
LOOK WHAT I DID TO MY OWN BROTHER!I HAVE NO REMORSE ABOUT MY EVIL ACTIONS AS RULER OF THE UNIVERSE!
Cue telepathic reverberations that spin around the world to:
Monkey one:What did she say?
Monkey two:that quantum bitch of a feline is up to her old tricks again…
Lets have a tantric orgy to fuse our minds and project our collective mind at her…
Random animals around the world join in the psychic attack.
An alsation implodes for no reason.
The anatomy of a dog is flashed up on the screen, this is obviously quantum cat researching her canine arch nemesis paradrongo.
A reptilian mutant emerges out of the primordial comic imaginatrix to see whats going on.
Ffwd to:
Monkey one: in the last year our efforts have culminated in, er , a very big cannon. The viewer knows that this is, er, the collective thoughtforms
Of all the animals manifested in physical reality as a weapon.
Monkey one then receives a telepathic transmission that paradrongo in his human form is being held somewhere underground in a kind of clingfilmy erotic kind of way, its, its …Disneyland….
At the battle of waterloo a cannon is fired into the future…..
We see a man being brainwashed at quantum cats terrorist training centre by one its puma like brethren…
CUT TO:
BOY:“So that’s why Johnny a canary is a very dangerous thing..”
MONKEY:”GA GA”
BOY:”Take this Kite thread and interfuse youself with the global energy grid, this will enfuse you with psychic powers none dare dream that will really fuck that bitch of a cat up….”
Monkey does so in apocalyptic destiny fashion.
New york sees freak weather and psychokinetic lightning on an unprecedented scale….
Steve lawler is recording lights out at a club somewhere down below………..
CUT TO:
The eyes of the machivellian hyper feline, quantum cats super evil master who is some dodgy quantum prefix you can decide…
So quantum cats weakness is lead acid battery, hmmmm
Quantum cat looks sinister and broods over her next move to intercept the resistance.
The inner voice of the main character screams….
Things are getting pretty intense back in the beach hut as 1200micrograms of lsd kick in full effect……..
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