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Best/Worst Drunken Recipes

 
 
My Mom Thinks I'm Cool
01:44 / 13.05.03
I thought my first thread should say something about me.

So...what's the coolest or stupidest thing you ever came up with because you were too drunk/stoned/whatever to be responsibly coming up with recipes? I was just going to say what mixed drinks you came up with, but then I remembered one time my friends invented Biscuits and Gravy Pizza, and it totally ruled. So any recipe, food, drink, stupid games, whatever.

My entry: I am the proud co-creator of the "Rad Slap". We're still working on the temperatures and brand names to be properly anal, but for now: In one glass, combine (in this order) one shot of Vodka, one shot of Whisky, one shot of Tequila, one shot of Spiced Rum, and one shot of Bailey's Cream. Drop in one M&M. Wait a bit so the cream curdles and the M&M starts to dissolve. Then shoot the whole glass.

Considering how much alcohol is in it, it doesn't get you that drunk. And it tastes awful. So pretty much the only benefit is bragging rights...it kind of feels like you just got slapped in the tummy by a giant sumo-wrestling panda bear.
 
 
drzener
08:20 / 13.05.03
Worst drunken recipe in my opinion: - vodka,E and ex-girlfriends. Complete headwrecker and you'd think I'd have learnt by now.
 
 
Char Aina
12:01 / 13.05.03
it kind of feels like you just got slapped in the tummy by a giant sumo-wrestling panda bear.


dude!
are you following me?
oh, you made that up? yeah, of course...
 
 
Jack Fear
12:28 / 13.05.03
During a college bacchanal, I once made instant mashed potatoes using Kool-Aid instead of plain water.

On the other hand, my housemate and I once used hard cider (Strongbow, in fact) as a mixer—as a substitute for rum, in fact—when making frozen peach daiquiris, and the result was drunkenly deemed "peach Christmas."
 
 
waxy dan
16:31 / 13.05.03
Once made instant potatoes using nothing but saliva.. then the coffee... not good. Only way we could mask the taste was with "Dave's Insanity" sauce



.. erk ... having not washed all the goop off my hands, going for a piss afterwards proved one of the most painful experiences of my adult life
 
 
My Mom Thinks I'm Cool
23:59 / 13.05.03
dude!
are you following me?
oh, you made that up? yeah, of course...


or else I just know what it feels like to get the giant sumo panda slap. I have done some martial arts training, you know. That kind of thing comes up.

For Biscuits and Gravy Pizza, if anyone's interested, you get the make-your-own-pizza dough from the grocery store, buttermilk biscuits (we always get ours from the Popeye's chicken place), and homemade sasauge gravy (I don't know how.) You crumble up the biscuits into the gravy and then spread it on the pizza dough and bake it. It sounds stupid but it tastes awesome. I know of no one besides me who was able to eat more than one slice in one day (once, I ate two.)
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
00:12 / 14.05.03
waxy dan- Dave's Insanity Sauce! I love that shit, but can't find it anywhere!!! Fantastic!

(Oh yeah, with you on the whole chili/going for a piss thing. Ow.)

My personal worst was cheese curry. I was making a curry, when I got a phone call reminding me my friend's band was playing that night, which I'd totally forgotten. "Damn you, curry!" I cried. "Thicken! Thicken QUICKER!!!" Then it hit me. Cheese sauce granules. They'll do the trick.

Fuck, I was so ill after that one.

Drinks-wise, myself and a friend invented the "Toxic Warrior Drink"- barley wine, lager, Pernod, blackcurrant, some bizarre Czech liqueur... it actually tasted surprisingly nice. But boy, did it take your brain out and fuck you in the hole.
 
  
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