CONGRATS!

You're a MARTINI!
Rich, and refined you're smooth and saucy. You're the butter on the bread, the lube on the hinge, the teflon on the pan.

Why do I feel strangely smug?

Saint Keggers

22:16 / 11.05.03

CONGRATS!
You're a Depth Charge!
Yaaarr... scurvy dog! You drink like a sailor and think like one too.
(see even this test knows I'm all pirate!)

I'm a Depth Charge, discover your ALcoHoLiC personality!

Spatula Clarke

22:38 / 11.05.03

I'm a White Russian, apparently - two parts kudos to one part fool. I can live with that.

Pants Payroll

00:55 / 12.05.03

it said i'm an oil drum full of mango chutney. i think i took the test wrong.

Cailín

01:21 / 12.05.03

I am a jello shot. "Quick, painless, and wriggly, you tend to get people messed up without delay!" Somehow, this just does not sit well with me.

fluid_state

02:15 / 12.05.03

Depth charge. Finally, a test whose results I agree with. Yarr.

Mazarine

02:46 / 12.05.03

I'm a jello shot, dammit, I hate jello shots. They're icky. And I'm only a little bit wriggly.

Matthew Fluxington

02:51 / 12.05.03

I am a Martini, in spite of never having had one in my life.

Mourne Kransky

09:13 / 12.05.03

You're a Vampire! Hisssss! You're the oddball who sits quietly at parties. You rarely speak, but when you do, its usually so crazy that you probably shouldnt have said it at all. You dumb vampire.

By no stretch of the imagination can I be a dumb vampire. I may be a drunk and a blood sucker but I refuse to be stupid.

Our Lady of The Two Towers

11:18 / 12.05.03

You're a vampire, I'm a vampire too...

Except I'm not.
I'm a Shirley Temple, discover your ALcoHoLiC personality!

lord nuneaton savage

12:11 / 12.05.03

Jello shot. I was hoping for a pint of old speckled hen.

pacha perplexa

13:41 / 12.05.03

Apparently, i'm the "person everyone just wants to have sex with. Nothing more, nothing less". Strawberry Daiquiry.

The Return Of Rothkoid

14:00 / 12.05.03

A gin and tonic. Again, quelle surfuckinprise.

Whisky Priestess

14:08 / 12.05.03

I'm yet another Vampire.

discover your ALcoHoLiC personality!

I can't believe they tell you what cocktail you are and then fail to give you the recipe. What a swizz!

Tezcatlipoca

14:21 / 12.05.03

You're a WHITE RUSSIAN!
Milky, cloudy and gross, you're a horrible drink. Who got you to try it anyway?
Vodka = Kudos.
Kaluhua = Kudos.
Milk = You're a fool

Damnable silly nonsense...

gingerbop

15:19 / 12.05.03

Jello shot- aaah i feel so very classy.
AAahh memories. Once i watched strangers eat vodka jelly from a jug i had been sick in the night before. Without washing it.
It also makes me more solid than all you normal drinkie types.

Gary Lactus

15:32 / 12.05.03

I am a stolen half drunk pint of stella with a cocktail turd in it.

The Apple-Picker

15:40 / 12.05.03

Does laying around the apartment watching Mr. Personality while eating a bag of caramels count as a nontraditional first date?

(The quiz says that I'm a Jell-O shot, and that seems inaccurate.)

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