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Ninjas make great pets

10:56 / 02.05.03

blooming miserable weather this morning got me thinking

When I was a kid we used to write our christmas list around late november and have to be really really good in the hopes we'd get what we wanted. It was something to look forward to.

Now, we are all growed up but I think it would still be nice to have something to look forward to. Why should Santa get all the work anyway?

so hows about a summer wish list?

Dear Afther/Pan/Martin King,

This summer I would like.. waking up to a nicely sun warmed room, lightly breezed balmy nights and least one outdoor festival with deadly music and good friends (coming home covered in muck from the knee down optional

that

11:17 / 02.05.03

Just from the knee down? You're setting your sights a bit low, no?

Anyway - this summer, I would like to lose a LOT of weight, get a lot of work, and not get horribly murdered whilst with a client. Danke.

that

11:17 / 02.05.03

Not horribly murdered of course means not murdered at all.

pointless and uncalled for

11:21 / 02.05.03

Is there such a thing as nicely murdered?

waxy dan

11:46 / 02.05.03

little death?

My French is apalling, petite m'or (or sumfink)

waxy dan

11:49 / 02.05.03

anyway:
-pay off debt
-cement a plan to leave Europe at some stage
-better my speech control/cadence
-kill all humans

that

11:53 / 02.05.03

Well, horribly murdered would be slowly and painfully and bloodily murdered. I suppose a nicer murder, if still not a 'nice' murder, would be to be offed quickly.

Literally, little death would be petit(e) mort, I think.

waxy dan

11:57 / 02.05.03

As in http://avocadia.net/viewnode.php?op=nid=247

...bad joke.. doesn't matter... I'll go back to my biscuits...

The Apple-Picker

12:00 / 02.05.03

I wish for a job that I will enjoy.

That may not be a very fun wish, but it's a pressing one.

I also wish for all the mangos I eat to be sweet. For my downstairs neighbors to be rattled to bits by their own bass. For publication in one of the journals to which I have yet to submit.

For burried treasure. Gold dubloons.

Ninjas make great pets

12:22 / 02.05.03

Id like to help someones wish come true.. Dont worry C. it'll be like going to sleep..

Id like the focused attentions of some one cute. Hey how you?

Id like tickets to Groove Armda (blasted sold out rassin frassin buggers)

yep. I agree .. Mangos should be sweet, cream should be cool and marathon should satisfy you.. (spot the tv baby)

Matthew Fluxington

12:32 / 02.05.03

I just want money, so I can do the things that I want to do.

that

12:44 / 02.05.03

Thass not funny, thumbninja. The whole thing makes me very bloody nervous...

waxy dan

13:05 / 02.05.03

Cholister "Thass not funny, thumbninja". To be fair, ninja might not have read the thread you were reffering to.

that

13:08 / 02.05.03

It's cool - I wasn't pissed off or anything... just it makes me nervous, and the words themselves make it worse, having recently decided (again) I actually don't really want to die.

Ninjas make great pets

13:30 / 02.05.03

apologies.
an open mouth insert foot moment.

pomegranate

14:05 / 02.05.03

i'd like to lose at least 20 pounds; be approved for a loan so i can buy a stella scooter; be able to go to england for about a week; and have someone to go out w/saturday nights, followed by great sex and then laying around reading the paper on sunday.

less realistically, i'd like to win a lot of money so i could quit my job and travel w/my friend's band as their little merch girl.

Ellis says:

14:05 / 02.05.03

I want to gain weight, I've lost so much in the last few months and it is starting to make me worry.

Elijah, Freelance Rabbi

17:46 / 02.05.03

i want to get rid of my minor man boobs, sure they arent like, boob boobs, but they make me self conscious.

I want to move into my new apartment, lease start June 1st so hooray!

I want to either get promoted or get another job, so i can afford food while living in my new apartment.

I want to find someone who i enjoy spending time with who wont stab me in the back

Dances with Gophers

17:58 / 02.05.03

This summer I want to loose weight, get my head together and not get hay fever!

Once lost five pounds in one day...must sew up that pocket.

pointless and uncalled for

20:00 / 02.05.03

Lose weight, gain a partner, take photo's that will change the world and come out the other side smiling.

I'll settle for notoriety at the right price though.

slinkyvagabond

22:46 / 02.05.03

I'd like to wake up bathed in light at the start of a day where I don't have to do anything but live, wake up in bed next to an old friend who I miss crazily sometimes and know that we're swinging yet again. Like mad dogs.

Solitaire Rose as Tom Servo

05:26 / 03.05.03

I have decided that I don't want to lose weight, so much as be able to bench 250 in 3 sets of 12 and squat 315 in the same.

And fit into all my pants from 5 years ago.

Salamander

08:56 / 03.05.03

I want an eclare with choclate on top, a text book on linear equations for morons, transfinite numbers for idiots, and two blonds, and a brunet, and three redheads, two goth chicks at the same time, oh and perfect enlightenment and bliss, and a hot dog, and to not be so poor anymore, so poor, I'm so poor.

gingerbop

20:10 / 03.05.03

About the same as Elijahs, but ill swap losing the boobs for it being nice and sunny. Im afraid im somewhat attached to my not-man-boobs, in more senses than the absolutely obvious.

Rage

21:14 / 03.05.03

-kill all "kill all humans" jokes
-inner peace
-world peace
-inner world peace
-outer world peace
-technology war

Cloned Christ on a HoverDonkey

21:22 / 03.05.03

I want to pluck up the courage to tell my boss to go fuck himself, then go out and take a chance on a new career.

I want to see more of my little boy.

I want to see more of my friends. They're my brothers but live hundreds of miles away.

I want 5 gallons of assorted single malt whiskies.

paw

00:06 / 04.05.03

i want to pluck up the courage to go to japan on my own

Trijhaos

02:56 / 04.05.03

I wish that skanky little bitch whore who just got me reprimanded for "snapping" at her catches some sort of horrible flesh eating disease and dies in horrible agony.

Oh and I want a pony. A black one. With white spots. I'll name him Fido.

The Return Of Rothkoid

06:54 / 04.05.03

To make it to Greece for that party I promised to attend. And to be hot while doing it. Damn, I'll be in debt to my eyeballs, so I'd better look goddamned fabulous.

Our Lady of The Two Towers

08:04 / 04.05.03

I wish my writing rate would pick up a tad from about 500 words a fortnight.

fidrich

13:15 / 04.05.03

I'd like to loose some weight, gain a goat called Parnikiti, gain the ability to fall asleep once in bed, and loose about 75% of my laziness/procastination. Also, the ability to tell people when I like them would be nice.

On a more courageous level I'd like to pluck up the courage (and the money) to backpack around mainland Europe/America. Fingers crossed for everything to be arranged by next summer...

pomegranate

14:20 / 05.05.03

*update*update*update*

didn't get the loan for my scooter. but i'm falling in love!

Ninjas make great pets

17:16 / 05.05.03

awww mantis.

nice one mate.

Hattie's Kitchen

06:38 / 06.05.03

I wish for more time to read books and to see more French/German/Russian films.

I wish for my mood swings to level out to something approaching an even keel, just for a few weeks.

I wish for a certain person to decide exactly what they want and to have the guts to tell me. (see above)

I wish for a bigger flat, so that I can take custody of the cat which I had to leave with a friend. I miss her.

I wish for "The Hulk" to be an ass-kicking film.

I wish that I had the time to post something approaching intelligent and coherent on the 'Lith, instead of the fluff that I post at present.

Sigh...

Cat Chant

21:02 / 06.05.03

I want to find old-skool type blue-and-white stripy cotton pyjamas with five buttons on the top, which are either fair-traded or second-hand, to prove that it is possible to be both erotically and ethically clad.

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