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"Real Voodoo Priest Wanted"

 
 
Mystery Gypt
15:38 / 01.05.03
i don't mean this to be spam -- i read this listing on craigslist and it made me laugh. i guess there's a really show on the way that will be like real world meets chaos magic. entertaining? nice exposure of magic? the worst thing ever? who knows... maybe some magick type folks could show up and confuse these producers into abyss-mal panic.

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Real Voodoo Priest Wanted (male or female)

New reality based TV show for the Sci Fi Channel is looking for a powerful expert in all things voodoo who knows how to conjure the loa spirits and conduct ceremonies

We are scouring the country to put together a group of outrageous, eccentric and entertaining individuals who live very alternative lifestyles. They will get the chance to showcase their lifestyle and demonstrate their special skills to America, but the groups biggest responsibility will be to choose a winner from among 12 ?joe normal? contestants who will dare to come live with them in a Mansion. We are specifically looking for people whose unusual lifestyle is incorporated into every aspect of their lives ? no ?bankers by day/voodoo priest by night.? The perfect voodoo priest looks the part, dresses the part and lives the part 24 hours a day.(participants will be compensated for their appearance)
 
 
Saint Keggers
16:20 / 01.05.03
Damn! We need a to get some magick working to end all reality tv shows...
Thats just sad.
 
 
illmatic
17:53 / 01.05.03
I suspect that the "perfect voodoo priest" would have no desire to prostitute himself on TV, but there ya go....

might make an interesting series whoever they dredge up.
 
 
cusm
18:24 / 01.05.03
Heh. I passed the link on to some "real voodoo priests" I know for a chuckle. There's some folks that would be just way more than they bargined for...
 
 
Quantum
10:46 / 02.05.03
reality tv will never be the same if a Vodoun gets on there.. but it'll never happen, they'll opt for the weirdest looking applicant who they can control, faux voodoo is what they want.
 
 
Tryphena Absent
10:54 / 02.05.03
There's some folks that would be just way more than they bargined for...

People who post up ads like that are far too dense to see what's right in front of them. I guarantee they would never even notice what they had bargained for.
 
  
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