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Killing people

 
 
Andrew C*** passing himself of as Haus
14:32 / 01.05.03
Who? How? And in which way would you dispose of the corpse?

Me, I pick Cilla Black, and I'd cave her head in with a luge lump of rock and then put her in the attic and try to ignore the smell...
 
 
Lullaboozler
14:38 / 01.05.03
Ah, but what if the neighbours catch a whiff of it?
 
 
000
14:41 / 01.05.03
And what if the smell turns you on?
 
 
Jub
14:48 / 01.05.03
that'd be a suprise.... surprise.
 
 
rizla mission
15:25 / 01.05.03
I see a Chris Morris sponsored ITV drama developing..
 
 
STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK
09:18 / 02.05.03
I remember, some years back, myself and a friend working out a complicated plan we called "The Invisible Drowning of Bob Hoskins". It was when he did those BT ads- you know, the "it's good to talk" ones where he was invisible wandering around someone's house, turning off taps they'd accidentally left on and stuff like that. Basically, the plan involved leaving the bath running, and waiting until you heard it stop. Then you'd pile into the bathroom, push the invisible fucker into the bath, and hold him under until you saw his lungs fill with water.
Can't remember quite why I felt he deserved this, but I'm sure he did.
 
 
Hattie's Kitchen
09:27 / 02.05.03
I would like to shove every newspaper advertisement featuring Carol Smilie, as seen on TV, into the gob of Carol Smilie until she gagged and then choked to death. I would then ask Anne Widdecombe to roast the corpse and then eat it, before delivering an elbow strike into Anne Widdecombe's throat, thus rendering her really fucking dead as well.
 
 
Tryphena Absent
11:11 / 02.05.03
Ah yes,


Ann Widdecombe, the virgin with the cats.
 
 
lord nuneaton savage
12:35 / 02.05.03
While Jamiroqui is on Top of the Pops performing his latest single I would arrange for two spiked boxing gloves to come springing out of the wings and CRUSH HIS GOBLIN FACE TO A BLOODY PULP!
 
 
Jub
13:29 / 02.05.03
lord nuneaton savage. Great invective - but just fyi I think you mean Jay Kay from Jamiroquai - not the band itself.
 
 
Dan Mann (WARNING: This is a fictional character and should NOT be taken seriously.)
13:32 / 02.05.03
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Sax
13:37 / 02.05.03
To be honest, I don't really think I'd like to, you know, actually kill anybody at all.
 
 
gingerbop
21:22 / 03.05.03
Yep, im also in the nice minority.
 
 
Elijah, Freelance Rabbi
21:47 / 03.05.03
if im going to put the effort forward to kill one, i may as well buy more ammunition and kill, well, all of them. I mean really, there are people i work with who really would be better off out of the picture, and the security guard, i have violent murder daydreams about that bastard all the time
 
  
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