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Paul Hunter?? is he?

 
 
AfroBarber
21:58 / 30.04.03
I have been watching the snooker on telly, this IS NOT a regular occurence I promise you, but I have noticed that Paul Hunter is slightly limp wristed. Does anyone know if he's gay or not? I reckon he's quite cute, so I was interested. By the way I fancy both men and women.
 
 
Our Lady of The Two Towers
08:32 / 01.05.03
Of course you do. And I'm sure your penis is both large and has brought pleasure to thousands.
 
 
Unencumbered
08:53 / 01.05.03
I'm attracted to marsupials. And everyone here.
 
 
Sax
09:56 / 01.05.03
The only openly gay snooker player I can think of is Alex Higgins, who was sensationally outed during the semi-finals in Preston in 1984. Cliff Thorburn is known to have flirted with homosexuality, but decided "it wasn't for him" (The Daily Star, September 4 1995) and returned to "aiming for the pink and not the brown" (Socialist Worker, May 1996). Steve Davis does, however, have a large collection of lesbian pornography. And Dennis Taylor's glasses are in actual fact X-Ray specs which he uses to look at the underwear of ladies in the audience (Radio Times, week commencing April 15 2002).

Hope that clears up this whole fascinating issue for you, AfroBarber, and thanks for starting this thread which is, as you can see, something of a pet subject of mine.

Oh, and I fancy both snooker and billiards players.
 
 
Hattie's Kitchen
10:03 / 01.05.03
Maybe he's limp-wristed because of his strenuous cueing action. He's very cute, in a David-Beckham-of-the-snooker-world way.
 
 
Ganesh
10:05 / 01.05.03
I've noticed that Stephen Hawking is limp-wristed and has a suspiciously singsong voice. Is he gay?

By the way, I fancy both cosmologists and mathematicians.
 
 
Cherry Bomb
10:06 / 01.05.03
AND Stephen Hawking has been spotted at a Depeche Mode gig. Don't know if that makes him gay though...
 
 
waxy dan
10:09 / 01.05.03
Ganesh
I've noticed that Stephen Hawking is limp-wristed and has a suspiciously singsong voice. Is he gay?


Brilliant!
 
 
Sax
10:12 / 01.05.03
I fancy both Ganesh and Cherry Bomb.

And Stephen Hawking and Tony Hawks.
 
 
Sax
10:14 / 01.05.03
Actually, while this thread's here, it might be able to help.

A friend of my mate's wife claims to be gay. But he does not have a moustache, does not wear a little leather motorcyle hat, has no piercings, is close-shaved and not once has been seen mincing up and down the street making like a tea-pot. I have strong suspicions he is actually straight.

Should I confront him?
 
 
Hattie's Kitchen
10:14 / 01.05.03
I like snooker and fancy Paul Hunter. Does that make me gay?
 
 
No star here laces
10:15 / 01.05.03
Paul Hunter is definitely not gay as I went to see him play in the finals of the B&H masters a couple of years back. He was losing badly up until the centre break, when he came back and made four centuries in a row and went on to win the match. He attributed this to the strenuous and athletic sex he had with his girlfriend at the interval.

Apart from this, Sax is utterly correct except that he failed to mention that John Virgo is both a mason and a corporal punishment fetishist. He likes to be punished while wearing his apron.
 
 
Spatula Clarke
10:34 / 01.05.03
I don't believe that Stephen Hawking could possibly be gay as he sits down a lot, therefore proving that bum sex is not a frequent passtime of his.

Could somebody please tell me if I'm correct in presuming that the Velociraptor



and household teapot



are gay? Extinct species and kitchenware make me hard.
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
10:49 / 01.05.03
That particular velociraptor is as gay as a window. Observe its camp leer.
 
 
that
10:54 / 01.05.03
That velociraptor should've gone to Big Gay Al's Big Gay Animal Sanctuary. Maybe it could have avoided extinction.
 
 
The Return Of Rothkoid
11:29 / 01.05.03
Dude!



So monsters and superheroes now, too, eh?
 
 
Hattie's Kitchen
11:45 / 01.05.03
Those US troops who pulled down the statue of Saddam in Baghdad missed a prime opportunity to reposition his raised hand.
 
 
Cherry Bomb
12:40 / 01.05.03
Gods and Monsters: Gay as gay can gay.
 
 
Mourne Kransky
14:21 / 01.05.03


'Twas ever thus, since the dawn of time...

Isaiah (ch. III, v. 15) For the poof ye have always with you, you lucky, lucky people.
 
 
waxy dan
12:11 / 02.05.03
Ms. Kitchen might be onto something.

http://eoin_photos.tripod.com/tester2.jpg
 
  
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