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A Much Hipper Online Personality Quiz

 
  

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Regrettable Juvenilia
08:53 / 29.04.03
The Hipster Intellecticus: call himself what he will (beatnik, philosophy major, liberal arts student), he's still hip and he still digs on Kerouac.You're the Hipster Intellecticus. Call yourselfwhat you will (beatnik, philosophy major,liberal arts student), you're still hip and youstill dig Kerouac.
What Kind of Hipster Are You? brought to you by Quizilla


As Jack Fear likes to say: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha cool.
 
 
The Puck
09:05 / 29.04.03
The Consummate Hipster: newbies bow to him, everyone else just stares, as he swagger down the street with You are the Consummate Hipster. Newbies bow toyou, everyone else just stares, as you swaggerdown the street with "Little GreenBag" stuck in your head.
What Kind of Hipster Are You? brought to you by Quizilla


yeah im the man and now you all know that.
 
 
Eloi Tsabaoth
09:14 / 29.04.03
Geek Chic.  Offbeat and with a thumbful of calluses, this hipster/trekkie hybrid spends most of his time catching Simpsons reruns and sucking down raspberry Jell-O.  However, he's still hipYou're Geek Chic. Offbeat and with a thumbful ofcalluses, you spend most of your time catchingSimpsons reruns and sucking down raspberryJell-O. However, you're still a hipster,you've still got your own style, and youprobably dig the Velvet Underground's "WhoLoves the Sun?"
What Kind of Hipster Are You? brought to you by Quizilla

Yeah, surprise surfreakingprise.
 
 
uncle retrospective
09:21 / 29.04.03
God damn, that's two days in a row I've been called a geek by these tests. There must be something wrong with them.
Yes.
 
 
mkt
09:50 / 29.04.03
After the geek humiliation of the last test I did, I'm pleased to count myself a consummate hipster. Yes sir.
 
 
that
09:55 / 29.04.03
I can't even answer the questions in a way that vaguely suits me...so I shall never discover what kind of hipster I am. This makes me very sad. Oh yes.
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
10:23 / 29.04.03
The questions aren't fantastic, but I think this one makes up for that by allowing multiple answers, which means you can aim for some kind of compromise.

Now, under cover of a cool and trendy hipster quiz, allow me to reveal the greatest online quiz of them all, and the most satisfying and accurate answer I have yet received:

What Farscape Character are you?

You frelling know it.
 
 
Jack Fear
10:42 / 29.04.03
The Low-Fidelity All-Star: he was born with the cool, and it's totally natural.  He runs the gamut from Hipster Supreme (only they can ingest as much coffee as he) to the geeky hipster

You are the Low-Fidelity All-Star. You were born with your cool, and it's totally natural. You run the gamut from Hipster Supreme (only they can ingest as much coffee as you) to the geeky hipster (Mario Kart, anyone?).

I'm utterly unsurprised. I've had plenty of practice operating with a blown mind.
 
 
that
10:50 / 29.04.03


And I got Hipster Intellecticus.
 
 
No star here laces
10:57 / 29.04.03
The Elitist Prick.  So consumed with being on top of indie trends and posing, the Elitist has completely forgotten how to enjoy his once-hipster status.  It's probably too late for him.You are the Elitist Prick. You're so consumed withbeing on top of indie trends that you'vecompletely forgotten how to enjoy your once-hipster status. It may be too late for you.
What Kind of Hipster Are You? brought to you by Quizilla

Yesssssss! I am eeevil hipster. Quake at my might, before I "lose my edge"...
 
 
uncle retrospective
11:09 / 29.04.03
What Farscape Character are you?

I'll be in the bath.
 
 
Warewullf
12:34 / 29.04.03
Awww yeeeeeaahhhhhhhh...........



(Didn't cheat, honest!)
 
 
The Strobe
12:43 / 29.04.03
Awesome!!

The Low-Fidelity All-Star: he was born with the cool, and it's totally natural.  He runs the gamut from Hipster Supreme (only they can ingest as much coffee as he) to the geeky hipster%You are the Low-Fidelity All-Star. You were bornwith your cool, and it's totally natural. Yourun the gamut from Hipster Supreme (only theycan ingest as much coffee as you) to the geekyhipster (Mario Kart, anyone?).
What Kind of Hipster Are You? brought to you by Quizilla
 
 
Matthew Fluxington
12:54 / 29.04.03
Me too.

The Low-Fidelity All-Star: he was born with the cool, and it's totally natural.  He runs the gamut from Hipster Supreme (only they can ingest as much coffee as he) to the geeky hipster%You are the Low-Fidelity All-Star. You were bornwith your cool, and it's totally natural. Yourun the gamut from Hipster Supreme (only theycan ingest as much coffee as you) to the geekyhipster (Mario Kart, anyone?).
What Kind of Hipster Are You? brought to you by Quizilla
 
 
Saint Keggers
13:10 / 29.04.03
The Low-Fidelity All-Star: he was born with the cool, and it's totally natural.  He runs the gamut from Hipster Supreme (only they can ingest as much coffee as he) to the geeky hipster%You are the Low-Fidelity All-Star. You were bornwith your cool, and it's totally natural. Yourun the gamut from Hipster Supreme (only theycan ingest as much coffee as you) to the geekyhipster (Mario Kart, anyone?).
What Kind of Hipster Are You? brought to you by Quizilla
What Farscape Character are you?
 
 
No star here laces
13:56 / 29.04.03
Ass, did it again without the multiple answers and got this. Can't decide which of the two is more hip...


The Fashionable Badass: ranks among those legendarily well-dressed, unflaggingly cool badasses of myth: Spike Spiegel, the Reservoir Dogs, Doc Holiday, and the Fifth Element herself.You're the Fashionable Badass. You'll rank amongthose legendarily well-dressed, unflagginglycool badasses of myth: Spike Spiegel, theReservoir Dogs, Doc Holiday, and the FifthElement herself.
What Kind of Hipster Are You? brought to you by Quizilla
 
 
Spatula Clarke
14:12 / 29.04.03
Geek chic. Which is about as obvious as you can get (with the possible exception of Bleulaces result. Arf).

I also got this:

 
 
The Return Of Rothkoid
14:26 / 29.04.03
Whaddya know? I'm a smart-arse too. Intellecticus it is.
 
 
Tryphena Absent
14:27 / 29.04.03
The Consummate Hipster: newbies bow to him, everyone else just stares, as he swagger down the street with You are the Consummate Hipster. Newbies bow toyou, everyone else just stares, as you swaggerdown the street with "Little GreenBag" stuck in your head.
What Kind of Hipster Are You? brought to you by Quizilla

 
 
The Falcon
14:55 / 29.04.03
Consummate.

And Pilot/Moya.
 
 
rizla mission
15:12 / 29.04.03



Shit!


There's no way of expressing the extent to which this has crushed my hipster self-esteem, even though it was completely inevitable.

but then, they've left out the Velvet Underground / Ramones worshipping indie-hipster. So I declare myself that.
 
 
Eloi Tsabaoth
15:17 / 29.04.03
Too much Death Metal. Hey, wanna play Streetfighter II?
 
 
pointless and uncalled for
15:57 / 29.04.03
What Farscape Character are you?

and

The Low-Fidelity All-Star: he was born with the cool, and it's totally natural.  He runs the gamut from Hipster Supreme (only they can ingest as much coffee as he) to the geeky hipster%You are the Low-Fidelity All-Star. You were bornwith your cool, and it's totally natural. Yourun the gamut from Hipster Supreme (only theycan ingest as much coffee as you) to the geekyhipster (Mario Kart, anyone?).
What Kind of Hipster Are You? brought to you by Quizilla

Still, I am a demi-god, which makes me a lot fucking hipper than anyone else to grace these pages.
 
 
Cop Killer
17:59 / 29.04.03
I'm a Low Fidelity All Star, I guess it's right; although I was hoping for a "You Just Fucking Rule" category, which I would have surely fit into.
 
 
Mourne Kransky
18:54 / 29.04.03
Must have done the wrong quiz...

's me, right enough.
 
 
Regrettable Juvenilia
18:58 / 29.04.03
Xoc, please tell me you're building the rest of that. But that you also need volunteers to co-write the questions and results...
 
 
Tryphena Absent
19:05 / 29.04.03
But it could so easily be a half arsed job.
 
 
Matthew Fluxington
19:08 / 29.04.03
Oh god.

We need that quiz.

We NEED it.
 
 
Persephone
19:18 / 29.04.03
Hey if you build it, I'll put it up on QG. It's pretty easy to build a quiz, you just have to do like a tree diagram. If you know what I mean?
 
 
straylight
19:47 / 29.04.03
There is something frightfully apt about the fact that I've seen no other Low-Fidelity All-Stars among the blog and diaryland kids doing this, but here, there are a lot of us.

I don't know why I took the Farscape test when I've only seen it once, but I guess I get to be the funny-looking pilot.
 
 
Capitalist Piglet
19:51 / 29.04.03
The Low-Fidelity All-Star: he was born with the cool, and it's totally natural.  He runs the gamut from Hipster Supreme (only they can ingest as much coffee as he) to the geeky hipster%You are the Low-Fidelity All-Star. You were bornwith your cool, and it's totally natural. Yourun the gamut from Hipster Supreme (only theycan ingest as much coffee as you) to the geekyhipster (Mario Kart, anyone?).
What Kind of Hipster Are You? brought to you by Quizilla


Though I should have been the "Not a hipster/Ashcroft" one.
 
 
gingerbop
19:55 / 29.04.03
OK, so this test says im a consummate hipster, yet the other one says im an outsider. Can i be both at once?
 
 
Tryphena Absent
20:08 / 29.04.03
Clearly in order to be a consummate hipster you must be a slightly aloof outsider else you wouldn't be consummate enough.
 
 
Rev. Orr
21:29 / 29.04.03
What Farscape Character are you?

The Consummate Hipster: newbies bow to him, everyone else just stares, as he swagger down the street with You are the Consummate Hipster. Newbies bow toyou, everyone else just stares, as you swaggerdown the street with "Little GreenBag" stuck in your head.
What Kind of Hipster Are You? brought to you by Quizilla


Something does not compute. I mean, I can see Dargo in 'Swingers' I'm just not sure that I want to.
 
 
Mr Tricks
22:32 / 29.04.03
The Consummate Hipster: newbies bow to him, everyone else just stares, as he swagger down the street with You are the Consummate Hipster. Newbies bow toyou, everyone else just stares, as you swaggerdown the street with "Little GreenBag" stuck in your head.
What Kind of Hipster Are You? brought to you by Quizilla


Of COURSE!!!
 
  

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