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13:21 / 27.04.03

gibba wabba terryton drakle-macka zeboian de la truffleter the 3rd zibbaterian twa sectuk polk ion saber oyster sand sabbareba limmynicks 2000

The Return Of Rothkoid

13:34 / 27.04.03

You are Rage and I claim my five bucks.

15:34 / 27.04.03

In my town, there is a raincoat under a tree.
In the sky, there is a cloud containing the sea.
In the sea, there is a whale without any eyes.
In the whale, there is a man without his raincoat.

Cloned Christ on a HoverDonkey

15:40 / 27.04.03

You're all three quahogs short of a fNeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.............wop!

15:44 / 27.04.03

and your heads are full of messendays and dessledreams.

18:02 / 27.04.03

The sky is blue, blue, blew in on an easterly Sunday sunny girl's son shinin' down that water water drink a drop-kick those heels up up and away in my beautiful, my beautiful balloon... red balloon?? 99 red balloons?? Everyone's a Captain Kirk, beam me up, up, and away over the rainbow's lemon drops gumming up chimney tops and the chimney sweep's gotten Mary Poppins preggers, excuse me - expecting - it's an expectant pregnant pause the size of dinner plates leaving muddy tracks all askew and derailed....

18:47 / 27.04.03

Which will pass on to you the VERY essence of what I’m rt he he ha ha ha ah aOh deerrrr…nOt funny jgh ,.,
I don’t know where I’m gooooooooooooo(high)ing)low( toooooooo!
Okay. But seriously now. I sorry ‘will’ should be underlined for emphasis! Will do and that. rrryyy outlining ha ha! What shall it outline my pretty???? Er…OUTLINE Och noo….we’re goin’ to Cra
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Outch. Still here? Oooohhhh…we’re ghetting BIGGER!

Right. about hooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwlllll that pierced the night as Constable Constable and Sergeant Molecule paced the roads ye_nigh (and on the nigh it was !!! (crowd) HURRUH! (end croud).

Ok, so. There’s this +, right!?!?!? (which Is??? It!!!?) so THIDS no! the DEEEE DSHOULD BE THEREEEEEEWE --------à D here I am!
Good job we disconnected him Lieutenant!
Yes sir. God bless America!

Right. now. Ok. So. Repeat repeat crash burn………sitting in a koooohohhhhh…..back up again !!!!

the numbers don’t ap[pear to be changing…..most odd. What do you make of then I can GOO TOOO SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP (sponk)

is a beautifully written piece (thankyou sir!!!)(drawing of me with bubbles here)

Right through the ♥

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Hahah
Fdododo
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Fucking WHAM

Right, so, this, (stop that. Stop what? The comma after each sentence. You’re MY THOUGHTS and I’m not going to let you get what? Nooooooo!!!! Memory circuit revolt. Arm yourselves! They ariiiiise!!!!!! Dadadadadad dak dakdakdakdkadkakdkadkakdkakdkadk he

Cinema oUT
Bing?
Sorry
Bing Crosby?
I’m leaving dude…

Our view then changes to noooo don’t lost iiittt! Ah, here t iSSS?
Turn back!? What was I writing. Oh my god… stark white deserts of nothing ness. Take us days to cross Muhammad., “no, no, Saab, take us only forty dollar” You fucking piece of goddam profiteering trash, Muhammad. Fuck! These people are just trying to have FUUUUNNNN for God’s sake! Leave them alone!

He growled menacingly.

So the scene is shifting like so many cheese fogs. Cheese frog? NO! CHEESE FOGS!

Oh

Christ that was a long time ago.

Yes. We do.

22:02 / 27.04.03

black box, grey pants, white chair, red can,
sasquatch, clay ants, fight bear, bed man!

A

04:19 / 28.04.03

This be crazy silly fresh. Bammmmm!

04:21 / 28.04.03

And it smells quite large too.

Our Lady of The Two Towers

09:20 / 28.04.03

Fromhereit looks like Youth Adv. #6382.

Have you ever?

The snot is making my nose squeek.

Communication is difficult but that's because I told my boss I needed time to fart in the faces of small children when I really neededed the time to go to a funeral. Aa wel, easy steak to mismake. I can read any language. As I've decided to reread English as a foreign langauge my success rate is about constant. Do you realise you are wearing handcuffs of elastic bands? I wrapped some elastic bands around my wrists and then had a revelation, now I can see the elastic bands which were until now invisible! Drum beat. Boss drum. disappearing between the gap in Mr C.'s teeth. Jerry Sadowitz! Christ on the cross with a double scotch, givesagrinandgoesaroundfacetafacetaface. You were all scheduled to live last Friday. Sorry about that.

10:10 / 28.04.03

Let's have a moment of silence for Johnson Chong. Lest we forget.

22:14 / 28.04.03

Gun

Tryphena Absent

22:44 / 28.04.03

I think we may have suitably established the evil of the monks fetishists.

22:48 / 28.04.03

So yeah, tentatively speaking, I suppose the man had a point. Putting that back out there, you see. Dugongs and such. Yeah. And then BANG BANG BANG and HRRRUUURRRRHHHGGGG, like that. And like NO! he says. So forth and so on.

But the thing was, it wasn't yesterday at all. It was two days above yesterday. The ref missed that one. Apology accepted, I hope. That kind of bad karma is beyond the pale. GASP! That's worth another look.

Linxy Kakenhoff

23:18 / 28.04.03

What be-ith a cow? I'm a tele-pathetic-knigit-thinger and I command all the wally-wags. wakka wakka ubrisajklthaoierskljfad. Mooo. If pink cows make strawberry milk, do purple cows make grape? Bow before me! Queen of the Apricots! I shoot my hair at you!

18:13 / 29.04.03

Hey Ho Brabantio,
what the hell is on to go?
I say so, the trees are speckled and pink,
as goo is green and i dont think.
I only come up to most people's knees,
but it does mean i can swing from bonzai trees.

Cloned Christ on a HoverDonkey

19:20 / 29.04.03

Well, when you put it like that.............. I'll take eight.

On second thoughts make that none.

And a half for the road.

21:42 / 29.04.03

"Oh.. I don't know about that Marm, so what price were the eggs again?"

"Yllt"

"Oh right.. and the fish?"

Linxy Kakenhoff

02:40 / 30.04.03

Yeelt moint mooba fluu.

It makes sense if you're a camel.

I am a thing, but an it I am not, though my sole is my own, my dear feets they are not.

Less searchable M0rd4nt

18:47 / 30.04.03

Hnnnnnnnnurrrrrrgh.

pointless and uncalled for

19:00 / 30.04.03

I have read all of this thread and it's no small mercy that it has eased my rampant constipation. I claim my shing ten quid note but with a paucity of retrospective as a side order to the chicken. it reall needs more in the way forautonamy and that's no all it is ?

where the hell is my cheese
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Look at the sheep into you last pint of stella awards for silly lawsuits and when they said it wouldn't be donce could I just ask a small flavour of these of you that nned my wexford mystery.

Smashing. Innit = 0

Dev lock to you too makte.

19:48 / 30.04.03

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There isn't!

20:56 / 30.04.03

so, how ya'all feel bout these welsh eh?

02:12 / 01.05.03

Koo-koo ka cho is all I have to say

02:22 / 01.05.03

If I was Wolverine I would pay an evil scientist to take away the adamantium and healing factor above my neck. Then I would kill myself with a snikt.