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Comic Book Magic: who's writing your life?

 
 
penitentvandal
08:31 / 27.04.03
For years, I've nurtured the conceit that my life is a comic book. Note the use of the word 'conceit' there - I don't actually genuinely think I'm actually in a funnybook: it's just a sort of model that helps me conceptualise my life. I think of things that happen in my life as being, roughly, story arcs, and often muse on the events by imagining what the lettercolumn for that issue would be like. Obviously this is after the event, though occassionally I have fun imagining what the 'next issue' box will read. But I've not made much magical use of the concept, which is a bit of a waste. Until now.

I had one of those 'eureka' moments, you see. I was thinking about the fact that we often refer to writers and artists we personally look up to as our 'pantheon', a term borrowed from religion and which generally refers to an assembly of gods and godesses. It suddenly occurred to me - if you're imagining that your life is a comic, why not invoke the spirit of various writers and artists to push your life in a more interesting direction? Obviously you couldn't get them to write the book (unless you were waaaaaaay too rich), but you could create fictional advertising campaigns, interviews, lettercols, even threads, if you so wished - all the surrounding paraphernalia of the comic world - to call the invoked writing/art style into existence. You could even get a mate who's good at copying art styles to draw pictures of you and your friends in the style of the artist you're invoking.

It's an interesting idea, and one I've decided to go with. So I've decided that, effective from the start of April (bit of retroactive enchantment going on here too, y'see), my life is being written by Grant Morrison (who else?) and drawn by Frank Quitely. Suddenly the weirdness of my life during April makes sense. For one thing - I met this girl who was a lot like one of my exes in almost the exact same circumstances as I met said ex, and nearly got involved with her, but didn't. What could it all mean? It's just Grant making a little nod towards previous continuity, of course - but saying that he's gonna write this in his own way. One of my oddest, most fucked-up friendships has came under some major internal pressure lately - in exactly the way Grant would address it, were this a comic he was scripting. And I seem to keep running into people who look like Quitely people a lot lately - skinny arms, but gorgeously rendered. Very odd.

One of the other odd things about this idea, though, is that you wind up examining your life to see who was 'writing' it before. By my reckoning, there have been two major creative runs in my life, not including the current Morrison/Quitely arc:

1) January 2000-November 2001 - Ellis, with, initially, Philip Bond, then Jimenez for the latter part of the run. I figure Ellis would have to have been writing my life at this point, since it was when I was doing my writing course and it involved a lot of travelling around, writing stuff, and being moody or on drugs. The changeover to Jimenez's art style occurred around spring 2001, when things got slightly more serious in my life and the people I knew seemed, spontaneously, to be a lot more shiny and well-muscled than in the previous, Bond-drawn era.

2) December 2001 - January 2002 - a year long Ennis/Dillon run. I base this pretty much on the fact that (a) I met a lot of Irish people during this period, and (b) most of the 'stories' during this time involve drinking in one way or another. Indeed, what I see as the Ennis takeover point coincides with my decision to have a pint of Stella after a six-month straight edge experiment. How much more Ennis can you get?

February and March this year were pretty much fill-in issues: Disappointing and with no sense of direction. Probably written by Austen or Lobdell or some such. Drawn by Ashley Wood. 'Nuff said.

Is this all making sense to people, or do I seem more like a nutter than usual? Has anyone ever tried something like this before - maybe with movies, or more traditional literature? And does anyone have an idea of who's writing/drawing their life at the minute? I mean, LVX23 and Tzaddi have to be written by Moore, for starters...
 
 
Jack Denfeld
11:01 / 27.04.03
That is the most entertaining thing I've read here in weeks. You have to edit out the magic part and put this in the Comics forum. I thought about doing it myself, but I'd have to quote the part where you explain who did your runs, and then a link for this actual thread, and Goddamnit Velvetvandal, I'm not your publicist. What a fresh idea. Good one.
 
 
penitentvandal
12:22 / 27.04.03
I don't need a publicist, Jack - Morrison's writing my life now!

My sales figures are gonna go through the roof!
 
 
Warewullf
12:49 / 27.04.03
Cool idea. For the past year and a half, I'd say...Lobdell. Fairly pointless filler-type stuff.

Last Friday night, my life was drawn by Tom of Finland. Seriously.
 
 
ciarconn
12:56 / 27.04.03
Excelent, topic, excelent ideas.
For the last six months, my life has been obuncing between an old italian existencialist movie and a Mr Bean TV program (seriously) bouncing between the pahtethic and the alughable pathetic. I'm trying to change that, and your idea will help me a lot, thank you.
By the way, has anyone tried to invoke the thoughtform of a living and real person?
 
 
Tamayyurt
13:45 / 27.04.03
This is all really cool. I've always played with the idea of me living in a comic book too but I've never asigned creator teams. I'd say 1999 for me was a Ellis year. Spring 2000- sring 2002 was a great Grant Morrison/Frank Quitely run. But for the past year is been someone like Joe Casey and not at the top of his game. But starting May 1 Grant Morrison is coming back on my book with J.G. Jones!
 
 
Sebastian
14:20 / 27.04.03
By the way, has anyone tried to invoke the thoughtform of a living and real person?

Trust me, you've doing it all your life, quite profficiently I may add.

And I seem to keep running into people who look like Quitely people a lot lately - skinny arms, but gorgeously rendered.

(after recovering from uproarious laughter) Well, that's because you live in the "real" world, imagine that there might be people who live in a pumped-up Jim Lee drawn world...

Say, who would you recommend for a radical revamp? I'd say Morrison/Quitely definitely. And for sparking, interesting, entrancing continuity I'd say, for me, Bendis. What would you use Millar/Hitch for? I'd love a short run by them in my own book. And don't forget, some may need to move from an over recycled regular universe into a tougher Vertigo one. I decidedly would prefer the Ultimate-verse.
 
 
ciarconn
14:32 / 27.04.03
How about Claremont? or Milligan? or Austen (hey, he does like happy endings, no?). Marv Wolfman? Alan Grant? Oh, my, so much potential. Perhaps I should try to turn my life into an Archie comic (just avoid the two women part, my wife wouldn't like that)
 
 
penitentvandal
17:01 / 27.04.03
Not to mention the fact that, pace Chasing Amy, Archie was gay...

Seb - there are people on the planet who look as if they live in a Jim Lee Universe. But most of 'em live in California. Thank Grant...
 
 
Tamayyurt
21:56 / 27.04.03
Ooh, after Grant Morrison's stint on my life is over I think I'm going to ask the living thoughtform of Alan Moore to write my life.
 
 
Jack Denfeld
22:06 / 27.04.03
Oh, man! What if Rob Liefeld was drawing your life? And if you were super-lucky he could write it as well!
 
 
Jack Denfeld
22:08 / 27.04.03
Hey, we should all come up with a list of 25 creative teams, and somehow (whatever the equivalent of drawing straws on the internet is) have one of the teams randomly assigned to us for either a full week or weekend! Now that would be cool.
 
 
ciarconn
22:44 / 27.04.03
Uh, I think I'd prefer to have them as a menu for choosing them. I'd hate to end up written by Jim Lee or Rob Liefeld
 
 
Our Lady of The Two Towers
12:28 / 28.04.03
Well, I'm a bit confused from what you said why you think Morrison is writing your life from the beginning of April, though if true I suspect it's the sort of evidence you don't really want to share.

I had a bit of a 'Crisis splash page' moment at the British Museum yesterday. Shallow steps, people wearing bright clothes.
 
 
slinkyvagabond
12:41 / 28.04.03
I love drawing strips but can never think of any decent story arcs so I tend to just use my friends' activities as a starting point and extrapolate wildly from there. Does this mean I've been acidentally distorting their lives or would I have to get published to have that affect?
 
 
Tamayyurt
18:30 / 28.04.03
I know you were joking but to answer your question. I think it depends on the intent behind your stories.
 
 
Who's your Tzaddi?
21:56 / 28.04.03
And does anyone have an idea of who's writing/drawing their life at the minute? I mean, LVX23 and Tzaddi have to be written by Moore, for starters...

I would write a full reply to this thread but I'm too busy laughing out loud...
*snicker

Thanks for brightening my day VV! I am the Hypersigil! Koo Koo Ka-choo!
 
 
LVX23
22:07 / 28.04.03
I mean, LVX23 and Tzaddi have to be written by Moore, for starters...

LOL!

I was wondering why I keep seeing all this strange fungus everywhere and why I started growing vegetal tentacles and speaking to plants...
 
 
Who's your Tzaddi?
18:59 / 29.04.03
Oh, man! What if Rob Liefeld was drawing your life? And if you were super-lucky he could write it as well!

Hehehe.

You would be having major continuity issues in your life, consistently late, not making much sense and your legs would be twice the length they should normally be.
 
 
Tamayyurt
22:50 / 29.04.03
I've been having a very Flyboy/Evergreen week.
 
 
penitentvandal
19:32 / 30.04.03
You would also have to >gasp!< over exaggerate EVERYTHING and assume - good god! - the most ridiculous poses imaginable (stands perfectly still with one arm behind his head, his hand out at an angle that's just wrong, and his face slanting in a disturbing and Lovecraftian direction) if you were being written by -

LOOK OUT, SHATTERSTAR!

- Liefeld.

As to the Morrison/Quitely revamp it's going very well indeed. Life-changing revelations, fresh (but also refreshingly logical) take on past continuity, exciting scenes of spy-fi adventure etc. Today, up at the University to attend the Bloodaxe poetry lectures, I saw a japanese girl who, isweartogod, had stepped wholesale off a Frank Quitely page. These are the kind of people who are going to be in the backgrounds during my life for the next few months - ah, bliss...
 
 
penitentvandal
19:33 / 30.04.03
I tell you what, the colouring's top-notch as well. Who colours the Quitely X-Men issues?
 
 
Spyder Todd 2008
19:48 / 29.07.03
Bringing this back from the archives, I have some (hopefully) exciting news. Right now, my life is being written/drawn by Brian Michael Bendis and Mark Bagley. There about two and a half months into a six month thing, whatever. The thing is, I'm writing and drawing this comic book, some really good stuff. And I've received Bendis' address, so I'm going to send him the info on it, some of the scripts, and ask him for his thoughts/advice. I just realized, though, that this is just my writer putting himself in his own book!
 
 
Panic
21:46 / 29.07.03
First time reading this thread.

In retrospect, the last six years have been Chris Ware on art, with Joe Matt writing. Ware captures the detail and minutiae of the inside of my apartment and Joe nails down a life spent on the couch in front of the tv, tormenting myself over failed relationships with women. Oh, yes, the porn as well. (insert winky emoticon)


I'm gonna shoot for Dean Haspiel and Jaime Hernandez now. Or Milligan and Darwyn Cooke.
 
 
salix lucida
22:05 / 29.07.03
For the middle years of my university experience, my life was written by Terry Moore. I was not a main character, luckily. I just had to live with them in a very small apartment.

These days it seems like a Wendy Pini / Grant Morrison collaboration that should not be. At least she's kindly left me all my fingers.
 
 
Devil's Avocado
09:39 / 28.08.03
Filth #10;
"The way of Violent Pacifism. BUDDHISMO. My own branded image. An interactive website designed by Asa"

My name is Asa and I'm a web designer.
What are the chances of that eh?

I mailed to discuss budget for the "Max Thunderstone" website, no reply yet...
 
 
The Falcon
15:33 / 28.08.03
In the very same ish, as I mentioned in the thread, Max' final fate (not being able to help a mate on 'Who Wants to be a Millionaire?') was one devised for me by a couple of my pals as an 'ultimate punishment'.

Presumably because I'm so smug.

As it stands I'm immersed in the filthy, saddo, repressed world of Feely/Cyclops. I'd like this to be over soon.
 
  
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