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Faggots - how many can YOU handle?

 
 
Ganesh
20:07 / 23.04.03
Spurred on by BBC2's 'Trouble at the Top' documentary, which covers the 'Mr Brain' company's search for Britain's top 'faggot family', I feel almost irresistibly drawn to their website, which informs us that the Doody (or perhaps d00d1) family from Wolverhampton "beat off stiff competition" to (they hope) become the UK's most famous faggot-lovers.

Anyone else watching this puntastic gem?
 
 
w1rebaby
22:45 / 23.04.03
Are they trying to reclaim the faggot?

And what precisely does a "faggot role-play" involve?
 
 
Kit-Cat Club
22:53 / 23.04.03
Oh gods, faggots in gravy. Worse than luncheon meat.

What was the outcome of the competition? Did it increase national affection for the humble faggot? Did sales rise sharply or juist twitch gently and then slump back into detumescence?
 
 
Ganesh
23:10 / 23.04.03
Well, if the programme's to be believed, Britain went faggot-gobbling maaaad. It was actually quite difficult to gauge the extent to which the Doody family were being knowing: best bit was when, exasperated, Mrs Doody bemoaned the fact that "faggots are taking over our lives".
 
 
w1rebaby
00:15 / 24.04.03
The problem here is that it's just too easy. I mean, a meaty, satisfying innuendo has to have a bit of challenge to it. I just can't get into this faggot thing. Not that there's anything wrong with it of course.
 
 
The Natural Way
09:11 / 24.04.03
Faggot maaaaad? In the 80's, yes? Mr. Brain's ad campaigns? Well, I think there might be something in it. The advertising got to me. I made my Mum by loads of the fuckers.

Quite like them in a "this is a bit shit" kinda way.

Prefer haggis.
 
 
Ganesh
09:17 / 24.04.03
The name always put me off - not just the eeevil hatespeak of the faggots themselves, but the idea of 'Brain's Faggots'.

I agree, though, the innuendo comes all too easily. What made the documentary interesting was the Doody family's almost total lack of such; which made me wonder whether they'd been told to play it straight (in which case they're extremely good actors) or whether the joke had bypassed them altogether (which seems equally implausible). Lynda Bellingham, doing the voiceover, was obviously relishing her every opportunity to enunce "faggot values" or "faggot fame".
 
 
w1rebaby
19:16 / 24.04.03
There was always this appalling relish which they brought to the name, wasn't there? "Braiiiinnnnn's Faggots". Like meatballs for zombies. It doesn't help that the things look like some sort of obscure turd. For me, faggots will always be associated with public school (lunches).
 
 
Our Lady of The Two Towers
20:58 / 24.04.03
Why is it so difficult to find the little two-packs these days?
 
 
William Sack
21:13 / 24.04.03
British cuisine is much maligned, but I think it's fair to say that when it comes to meatballs made of what's swept up of the abattoir floor we lead the world.

Missed the programme but loved the website. I'm guessing that Frederick actually does watch a hell of a lot of televised sport but that the rest of his profile is padded.
 
  
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