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STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

14:07 / 19.04.03

Check this out. If this isn't the weirdest thing ever... and I bet even all you slash afficionados will stand gobsmacked in awe...

Roy Orbison wrapped in clingfilm

Yes, it's worksafe. But if anyone reads it, they will look at you funny.

Eloi Tsabaoth

14:12 / 19.04.03

I have no words...

'Make them tie each other up,' says the lead robber.

'Ach! I have forgotten the rope,' says his cohort.

'I happen to have a roll of cling-film with me,' I offer diffidently. 'Perhaps that would serve?'

It's so fantastic. It reminds me of My Elvis Blackout...

Hattie's Kitchen

14:13 / 19.04.03

Roy Orbison walks inside my house and sits down on my couch. We talk urbanely of various issues of the day. Presently I say, 'Perhaps you would like to see my cling-film?''By all means.' I cannot see his eyes through his trademark dark glasses and I have no idea if he is merely being polite or if he genuinely has an interest in cling-film."

Oh...my....singing statuette of Baby Jesus...that is sooooo fuckingly fucked up...that surpasses the Jeremy Paxman/Michael Portillo piece of fan fiction by a long, long way...

Mourne Kransky

14:23 / 19.04.03

My synapses do indeed overload with joy. Well done, Pervfinder General.

STOATIE LIEKS CHOCOLATE MILK

14:23 / 19.04.03

I feel I should point out- someone e-mailed me the link, yeah? I didn't go looking for this...

Tryphena Absent

14:27 / 19.04.03

Slightly disturbed by Jetta the terrapin.

Mourne Kransky

15:07 / 19.04.03

Now, Stoatie, no need to be ashamed. You're among friends here. And Ganesh and I have a cupboard full of clingfilm, just for emergencies you understand, if you feel inspired to experiment...

Bwahahaha! *Rubs hands vigorously on trouser legs like Vic Reeves' Dirty Old Man*

rizla mission

09:21 / 20.04.03

This doesn't quite reach the heights of horror of the Transformers porn, in that I didn't spend my youth watching Roy Orbison: The Movie and playing with Orbison action figures (you'll no doubt be glad to hear)..

Actually this is more hilarious - imagine, his deadpan expression and bad haircut ... hahaha, what an amusing image.. actually, no, not amusing. Shuddersome.

11:49 / 20.04.03

All I have to say is this- Sweet Fancy Moses!

Less searchable M0rd4nt

19:02 / 21.04.03

Oh, the plasticity.

tom-karika nukes it from orbit

18:12 / 22.04.03

Quote?

'You are completely wrapped in cling-film,' I say.

'You win the bet,' says Roy, muffled. 'Now unwrap me.'

'Not for several hours.'

'Ah.'

Eloi Tsabaoth

18:19 / 22.04.03

Is this real slash or a parody? I'm just wondering because of the links page, which only actually has one link, and is in fact a list of slash pairings that gets increasingly bizarre and disturbing. My personal picks:

Golden Girls:
Dorothy/Rose/Betty/Sophia

Thunderbirds cross-over:
Brains/Joe 90
Lady Penelope/Marina from Stingray
Lady Penelope/Bill and Ben the Flowerpot Men

Top Gear:
Clarkson/Porsche
Clarkson/Mercedes

Historians:
A.J.P. Taylor/Hugh Trevor-Roper
A.J.P. Taylor/Kenneth Clark

Zoologists Slash:
David Attenborough/Johnny Morris
David Attenborough/baboon
Steve Irwin/crocodile

Mourne Kransky

18:25 / 22.04.03

Well, he says his name's Ulrich Haarbürste and that means Ulrich Hairbrush, but there are so many recherché little nooks in pervert land that you never know.

As for quotes, this is my favourite (coming right after the terrapins eating the dog's arse bit):
Wrap that man in black in cling-film at once or it will go badly with you.

Our Lady of The Two Towers

04:44 / 23.04.03

2.) Diarmuid bums Lawrence in a pagoda and the prospect of Freud/Jung slash...

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