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Tryphena Absent
22:10 / 25.04.03
I have to admit that I'm partial to a bit of modern art- Mondrian's mathematical squares, Russian constructivism and the odd bit of futurism but I really dislike surrealism for purely aesthetic reasons. The ideology behind it is all well and good and I'm not refuting that a good historical ideal underlies it but in no way does that negate other forms of art and that is what you have implied.
I agree with you when you say that value should be placed on non-contrived work but that does not lead to the concept that photography is less worthy or even that extra value should be placed on modernist forms of art.
 
 
pointless and uncalled for
09:36 / 26.04.03
I apologies for what I posted yesterday. I let my feelings get the better of me and should have been more thoughtful. I have asked for my post to be deleted.

However, I would like to address two parts of your reply (in a reasonable fashion)

largely a whore to commerce

When I read this I can't help but feel that you're just lumping commercial photography, artistic photography and indeed any other kind of photography into the same bin. I'm aware that dealing with such abstracts as intent is at best complicated but there is validity and to state that photography (I assume you meant as a whole) is completely about the contrived image really short falls a hell of a lot of work.

still it is very restrictive medium

I don't really understand how you view photography as a restrictive medium. Taking into consideration the immense number of options, variables and choices open to a photographer within the whole process (film creation, exposure, development, printing, etc) the latitude and liberties of the final image are incredibly broad. Perhaps you could quantify your statement a little further.

On the subject of "talentless dandies who can't paint". Perhaps you might like to think of the work of such people as Jan Saudek, Bessoin and especially Jennifer Parker and many others with similar practices.
I think that this kind of reference is as good as saying that comic script writers are talentless hacks who can't draw.
 
 
Tryphena Absent
11:22 / 26.04.03
Can I bring Mario Testino in to the mix here- he's a commercial, fashion photographer (who shot the Madonna, Ray of Light photo's) but his portraits are so very, very good. You can differentiate between paintings in the same way as photographs... sometimes with great difficulty.
 
 
pointless and uncalled for
10:00 / 27.04.03
You're more than welcome to introduce Testino. The reason I mentioned my three is that the first two are colourists (Anne Geddes doesn't count as she is a shameless whore and I fucking hate her) and the third is known for painting developer onto exposed paper using a brush.
 
 
Turk
20:55 / 27.04.03
I don't really understand how you view photography as a restrictive medium.

It was said in the sense that no matter what the technique the work of every photographer comes down to creating an image from a genuine physical artifact. The options, the variables, the choices, many though they may be, are still anchored to a finite choice of real objects. In comparison to the blank page and a pencil, it is boundaried.
Perhaps a person's reaction to this depends upon their general approach to art. How far one may wish to be reflective, how far one wishes to be expressive or creative, whatever else and all the middle ground that rests in between.

Mario Testino by the way. Sure he can take a picture, he has that skill, but artistically his work is uninspired old-fangled Warholism.
 
 
Matthew Fluxington
21:50 / 27.04.03
It might be a good idea at this point to carry on this discussion of photography in a separate dedicated thread. I have no desire to enter into any such debate, so if you want to keep this up, by all means start a thread about. This thread is about one thing:

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gingerbop
22:18 / 14.05.03
*deathly silence*
 
 
Imaginary Mongoose Solutions
22:54 / 15.05.03
[Threadrot]
"Anne Geddes doesn't count as she is a shameless whore and I fucking hate her."

Anne Geddes isn't a fucking photographer, she's a gifted taxidermist.
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And the Puma ads have the definate smell of leaked copy to them. I'd have nor problem believing that some ad firm pitched these ads at some point.
 
 
captain yossarian
11:30 / 16.05.03
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captain yossarian
11:34 / 16.05.03
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13:00 / 09.06.03
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pomegranate
14:51 / 09.06.03
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grant
20:34 / 09.02.06
Via praying mantis' LJ: the Puma mystery is solved.
 
 
semioticrobotic
02:02 / 11.02.06
Oh wow. This is a coincidence and a half. I was just thinking of this about two days ago, when discussing the ditched Ford cat ad with some friends (mass media grad students), and was wondering whatever became of it.
 
 
HCE
20:06 / 11.02.06
I would like to mention that some people may find that Ford ad disturbing.
 
 
noktulo
14:23 / 01.03.06
Well, if you look at the Axe ads which are playing on tv right now, you wouldn't be surprised at these Puma ones. There is an ad right now which I think is the worst of their lineup, where a guy sprays Axe from his arm down his stomach and onto his crotch. Then it cuts to him in a car with a girl, who is following the trail to its obvious conclusion as he smirks into the camera. It's not that far a leap to these ads.
 
  

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