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IF and I do mean IF the internet was in fact...

 
 
lead sharp
22:03 / 10.04.03
a large sentient being having gained self awareness through eventual self realisation and automated systems left to their own devices do you know what it would be like?

Let me tell you.

A horny Star Trek geek with a gambling problem and an adiction to comics.
 
 
Linus Dunce
22:34 / 10.04.03
Or an insurance salesman who'd once been in the army, likes to tell an off-colour jokes over a beer or two and signed up for TIPS but didn't tell his kids.
 
 
Elijah, Freelance Rabbi
22:51 / 10.04.03
god--made up of uncountable fake celebrity pornographic images...would explain the state of the world wouldnt it?

3 little chipmunks sittin on a branch, eatin lots of sunflowers on my fathers ranch

a half empty bottle of whisky
 
 
rakehell
23:56 / 10.04.03
I don't know what he'd be, but using all the money he'd gotten from the Nigerian businessmen, he'd have bought a giant dick, massive breast and a shitload of as-good-as-Viagra.
 
 
mixmage
01:22 / 11.04.03
... easily defeated with pictures of kittens.
 
  
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