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The "getting Haus to eat some MDMA and video tape himself" thread

 
  

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Rage
20:20 / 10.04.03
In these times of war and genocide: these times of protests and nosets: the egg of the princess in yellow has yet to be laid by the clocks of ticky tweet. Birds shall not stand for this innocent slaying of turds who are swaying to beats of different cummers. Left with is a startfresh of a mission for a Knew World Border, and the police are not agents but page-ants of time as a vice for the mice core the rice whore of the "open up the fucking door and free your mind as I push my ideals on you and smoke a tic-tac for a buck on the street with a bunch of hippie bums and suburban radicals."

Regardless of the regimes and extremes of the poetry scenes and the serious ability to no longer know if one is serious about not being serious, causes of narcissistic politiks have been pushed aside for a chance to bring forth a new Treatment.

We- which doesn't really exist, I understand that now, ok?- need to feed Haus some MDMA and get him to video tape himself.

Any questions?
 
 
inhaler
20:28 / 10.04.03
You're really weird, but in a way that doesn't seem right to me.

Have you ever seen a movie which has a character who is supposed to be mentally ill, and the actor playing the role just acts really wild and wacky? If you've been around a lot of mentally ill people, you would know that a lot of actors do a very bad job of portraying the mentally ill. I don't know what you're trying to say, but I think that you're sort of acting like a bad actor trying to be "crazy."
 
 
inhaler
20:31 / 10.04.03
Oh no.

I shouldn't have said that, it was really mean.

I've had a very bad day at work, I shouldn't take it out on the internet.

I'm very sorry that I'm such a jerk sometimes.
 
 
bio k9
20:33 / 10.04.03
Hey! Thats my job! Im calling the union rep.
 
 
Our Lady of The Two Towers
20:36 / 10.04.03
For fucks sake, is there anyone round here that hasn't decided to take up the new craze of talking in faux-deep gibberish? And Rage, whatever problems I may have with the Haus suit aside, could you please bait him by private message?
 
 
bio k9
20:36 / 10.04.03
Ive been driving around with a glovebox full of CDs, btw. But I worked 64 hrs last week and the weekend before was my sisters graduation...Portland address still good?
 
 
bio k9
20:39 / 10.04.03
Hey! Rage started that craze, ok?

Ah fuck it. Im off to work for another 12hrs of joy and wonder. TTFN!
 
 
The Strobe
20:42 / 10.04.03
inhaler: don't worry.

That's just Rage. She's like that sometimes.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
20:46 / 10.04.03
I don't think she has problems with me per se; she's just showing affection in a slightly confused way.
 
 
Crimes_Of_Fashion
21:04 / 10.04.03
Don't fake drugged insanity babe that's all some of us have and it costs a daily visit to a very bad part of town indeed.
 
 
Rev. Orr
21:05 / 10.04.03
I love the fact that as of now this suggestion is right next to Rage's 'I have a life' thread...
 
 
Whisky Priestess
00:26 / 11.04.03
Eeenteresting. Are we to assume that Rage has hjust done the MDMA and video thing herself and thinks it would be a good idea for Haus to as well? Merely to compare notes, of course.

Some of her post reads a bit like free-associative rap ... not bad actually.
 
 
Tryphena Absent
00:31 / 11.04.03
Does anyone actually have the willpower to sit through footage of someone on MDMA or is it the act of taping that provides interest?
 
 
mixmage
01:20 / 11.04.03
hmmm... something about having yourself on a loop. Read it in a comic once
 
 
Elijah, Freelance Rabbi
01:21 / 11.04.03
WP, i was thinking the same, kind of a wesley willis jive...

as far as mdma goes, i sit by myself in the dark listening to leonard cohen, ecstacy my ass...
 
 
the Fool
01:32 / 11.04.03
Look, I think we should feed the Haus coke and give him his own chat show. A sort of Letterman on neuro-steriods...
 
 
Crimes_Of_Fashion
03:29 / 11.04.03
Coke wears off too quickly he'd be crying and speaking in tongues before the band came on.

I think ketamine would be far more entertaining.
 
 
gravitybitch
03:31 / 11.04.03
EEEEEEEEEEEE! That's scary!! I think that Ganesh and Jack Fear should make up the guest list for that show...
 
 
Bill Posters
10:28 / 11.04.03
And Rage, whatever problems I may have with the Haus suit aside, could you please bait him by private message?

Awww, pleeeze Flowers, we like baiting Haus. It gives our lives purpose and meaning. And he a. asks for it and b. loves it really. And I guess it is affectionate, kindof.

And Rage's style above reminds me of Burroughs, sometimes in a good way, sometimes in a 'hmm... derivative' kinda way.
 
 
Quantum
10:34 / 11.04.03
I think we should give Haus his own talk show where he interviews us 'lithers on a variety of drugs...
 
 
Sax
11:08 / 11.04.03
I think we should make Haus sit down and fill in a really complicated form from the Benefits Agency, and film him.

I think we should make Haus eat fig rolls and take polaroids of him.

I think we should make Haus put his suit on backwards and get mistaken for a vicar like that episode of Happy Days in which Mork from Ork was introduced, and we'll get a court artist to draw pictures of him.

I think we should make Haus. Out of Plasticine.

No, no I don't. None of the above.
 
 
Sax
11:10 / 11.04.03
But I do think we should make Rage fill in a topic abstract.
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
12:00 / 11.04.03
Actually, Bill, I find it pretty tedious, in much the same way that you probably have little interest in holding lengthy conversations about the ethics of your actions or your personality in broken English with a taxi driver. However, I am aware that it seems to fulfil a valuable social function, and allows people who might otherwise have felt terribly isolated a sense of community.

On the whole, though, you might be happier if you took up batik.
 
 
Char Aina
12:51 / 11.04.03
batik?
is that good when you've ingested lots of MDMA and are on video?
 
 
ONLY NICE THINGS
12:55 / 11.04.03
Dude, it's *fantastic*.

Interesting thing here is that it seems like MDMA is something rather richer and stranger in Rage's world than it is over here - I understand that ravers are a more select and tiny group in the US, compared to the UK where ecstasy is pretty much the nastional food. Has the much-vaunted advent of E (or X, if you must) into hip-hop gone anywhere, do people know?
 
 
Ganesh
12:57 / 11.04.03
Why don't we buy Haus an apple martini and have a chat with him instead?
 
 
Sax
13:02 / 11.04.03
Or we could buy him an Apple Mac with internet connection then set up a website where we could have online discussions.
 
 
Our Lady of The Two Towers
14:51 / 11.04.03
Or we could buy him a pac-a-mac with a hood so he doesn't get his lovely hair mussed when he goes out in the rain, and which has the advantage that much like Wally West's Flash costume, when it's not being used can be rolled up and stored in a handy little ring on his finger.
 
 
Bill Posters
14:56 / 11.04.03
If I'm so tedious Haus, then I presume the wedding's off? Kewl.

You will be glad to hear that I will be shutting up, if only due to the fact I'll be offline for a few days - i am temporarily having to do a proper job (oh the shame).
 
 
Ganesh
15:05 / 11.04.03
Seems to me that big ol' Haus said he found being baited tedious (as opposed to 'loves it really') rather than you, specifically.
 
 
deja_vroom
15:34 / 11.04.03
Shhh, Ganesh! Ganesh, shhh!
 
 
Whisky Priestess
15:46 / 11.04.03
Being basted, on the other hand, is an entirely different kettle of fish.
 
 
Our Lady of The Two Towers
16:44 / 11.04.03
No, no, no, no! Now you're supposed to do some humorous word play involving 'mac'... < sigh >

TEAL'C THIS THREAD!
 
 
pomegranate
16:50 / 11.04.03
re: the much-vaunted advent of e in hip-hop...
"you can find me in the club
bottle full of bub
mami i got the X if yr into doin drugs
i'm into havin sex, i ain't into makin love
so come give me a hug if yr into gettin rubbed."
~50 cent
 
 
bio k9
17:22 / 11.04.03
Haus is into having sex
he aint into makin love
so come give him a hug(gle)
 
  

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