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Late nighters say the funniest things..

 
 
Ninjas make great pets
13:19 / 06.04.03
You know those nights where you start syaing something daft and it just keeps going and going..

example..

last night out to see a play (get a bit o kulchure) and theres a tall bloke sitting in front of me. so when the actress is out of sight for me I just closed my eyes and listened. later.. giving out about the bighead bloke my friend in her pearly wisdom says.. "yeah I closed my eyes too, I reckon thats the best way to see it"

"..." oh bless.

but wait theres more.. later on giving out about the nasty teeth sticking ability of dinner she charms me with " yeah, hate that, food always tastes bad after you've eaten it".


kay.. to protect the guilty Im not going to repeat the slip ups mde later after much drink consumption..

but Ill bet theres some gems out there.
folks?
 
 
Foust is SO authentic
16:11 / 06.04.03
A friend, speaking of Ewen McGregor:

"He's better with a lightsaber than he is with a woman."
 
  
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